CFNM Island Chapters 1-3

I am glad to say that I finally got around to reading, editing and publishing my latest CFNM novella CFNM Island. Here is a preview of the first three chapters and I hope you all enjoy. Also the story I posted before this one (Naked and Marooned) is also a bonus story from this collection.
I am trying to spend more time devoting to reading, editing and publishing what I already have done, if you like my first collection of naked stories I have another collection that is equally as long that I have to read and edit and I am well into the third volume as well.
This was a novella that I wrote rather quickly on this one contains lots of fantastic elements like people being lost in the Bermuda triangle and encountering a time warp that strangely enough seems to make it unable for the men to wear clothing. And I would like to thank the people who help me with making the cover. I found this AI program that is able to create pictures for you based on your description but it has fairly limited range. But somebody who is better at using it and may help me to create a cover.
The first attempt at the cover actually didn't come out very well because when I put the cover up it pretty much ended up cutting off the heads of the heroines of my novel, which didn't look very well, so eventually I ended up going with the current cover photo where at least you can see all of the characters on the cover. Had another one originally for the back cover didn't come out quite as accurate and I think that that cover is still available in the digital version but for the paperback I went to another cover simply because when you are making the paperback version you have to make the cover to a certain size and specifications and it just seemed like it was easier to go with the wraparound cover as that seemed to fit best.
I actually wanted to create a cover based on the pivotal scene in which these female warriors end up battling a pterodactyl to save a bunch of frightened naked men which I thought would make for a really great title but the AI technology probably isn't good enough yet where you can get something like that in a way that would come out good. But I hope you enjoy this preview and if you like it please give it a good review on Amazon or good reads or wherever you can rate books.
CFNM Island Paperback – July 29, 2024
by Arthur H Pemmington (Author)
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Chris, Robert and Jason were all looking forward to a dream vacation with their girlfriends Vanessa, Olivia and Lisa to a tropical island resort that is clothing optional. Hoping to see all of their girlfriends get naked they end up booking a cruise, but unfortunately the cruise takes them right through the Bermuda triangle. They then find themselves hitting a time warp where they are forced to abandon ship and find themselves on an island in the middle of nowhere. But this island has mysterious properties that seems to dissolve clothing off of men's bodies but not women. So now they find themselves in a vulnerable, embarrassed naked state completely without clothes on an island where their girlfriends get to keep their clothing on. To make things even stranger there are mysterious pterodactyls in the sky, and the island seems to be alive and self-aware and intent on keeping the men naked for the women's amusement. Will they be able to escape from this mysterious island, or the better question do they even want to? Find out in this exciting novella about CFNM (clothed female, nude male).
Print length
104 pages
Language
English
Publication date
July 29, 2024
Dimensions
6 x 0.24 x 9 inches
ISBN-13
979-8334504677
Product details
    ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0DBV2NRK5
    Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published (July 29, 2024)
    Language ‏ : ‎ English
    Paperback ‏ : ‎ 104 pages
    ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8334504677
    Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 5.5 ounces
    Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 0.24 x 9 inches
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DBV2NRK5

CFNM Island
1
"I'm telling you guys, this trip to the island would be a great idea, this is a tropical island paradise and the island is clothing optional, which means that the women have the option of taking off their clothing, and it's up to us to convince them that they should make use of that option," Chris said.
    "What makes you think that they're going to agree to this weird island sex getaway thing?" Jason asked.
    "Yeah I don't think that the women are just going to automatically go on this vacation to this naked island place," Robert said.
    "Well look, we don't have to sell it as the idea that this is an island where everybody gets naked, we will just tell them as it's a tropical vacation to a wonderful island resort, and then once we get there we can sort of play it coy, like hey it turns out this place as clothing optional facilities, how about that," Chris said.
    "You really think that they're just going to be really casual about that when you say hey look it is a clothing optional resort, why don't we all just get naked," Jason said.
    "Yeah and what if that means that they want us to get naked instead?" Robert asked. "I think I would feel kind of weird, no offense intended, walking around naked with a bunch of other men and women. I mean yeah I would love to see the women get undressed and parading around naked on the island, and we could all feel like big guys around the island. But yeah I totally don't think that the women are just going to get on board with that, I think that women are little bit more modest and would probably be shy about just going around running around naked like that."
    "Well look we don't have to say anything about the nudity, we can just convince them that this is going to be a really nice tropical island vacation, and then when we get there we will sort of read the room and decide what we are going to do from there," Chris said. "I totally get the fact that the women might not just automatically strip naked just because it's clothing optional, but maybe if we walk around and they see lots of other people getting naked they will want to get naked. At least it couldn't hurt to ask anyway."
    "Yeah, that's true," Robert said as Jason nodded. The worst that could happen is they get to the island and the women decide to keep their clothing on, but at least then we would probably see lots of other naked women, although that could end up making the women jealous or little bit resentful and could end up blowing up in our faces.

    "A tropical island vacation," Olivia said as Chris showed her the brochure as she began looking over. "You know that actually does sound rather nice, and I've heard a lot of good things about this island. Hey look at this, the island is clothing optional, how about that?"
    "Really, it says that right on the brochure," Chris said grabbing the brochure like he didn't already know.
    "Are you honestly telling me you missed that part when you found this brochure? Like I would actually believe that, I bet you think that if we go to this island we're all just going to get naked like that, you must not know anything about women if you think that we were just going to automatically strip naked on vacation like that."
    "Well it says clothing optional, it doesn't say that you have to go naked, it's optional, which means you have the option to choose whatever you want."
    "You guys could be the ones to go naked, I would sure like to see that," Olivia said as she smirked and caused Chris to blush. "You know it's funny a lot of people always say women are the more modest but I think that women are much more likely to show some more skin compared to guys."
    "Well look I am sure that when we get to the island there will probably be some people who decide to take their clothing off, and some people who don't, the way I see it we could always judge what we're going to do when we get there. Besides it's a big island, so we probably wouldn't see all that many naked people anyway."
    "Right, well you know nudity or not I think it actually does sound like a pretty good idea, I have always wanted to spend some time on a tropical island paradise like that, I can work on my tan, maybe not on every inch of my body the way you might be hoping, but I think that we will come back with a healthy glow."
    "Well I already think that you have a nice healthy glow," Chris said, and it was true that Olivia had maroon colored skin and long black hair that gave her a very healthy and attractive look.
    Olivia smiled and nodded. "You know what book us, this sounds like it's just the kind of vacation that we would need."
    Chris had to admit he was already getting excited, in fact he almost felt like all of the blood was rushing to his genitals, even just at the very possibility of Olivia getting naked, even if he figured it was probably a long shot at best. He could only wonder and hope that the other guys were having just as much luck as he was.

    "A tropical island, eh?" Lisa said as she was looking over the brochure. "You know my family actually comes from the islands, it's where I get my healthy glow," Lisa said as she pinched her dark skin and smiled. It was true that she had a really rocking body.
    "I'm glad to see that you like the idea, a tropical vacation is exactly what we need," Jason said. "I remember that you always used to talk about how you thought it would be great to go to someplace like Hawaii, but this place is a lot closer and much more affordable."
    "Well I don't really see anything wrong with the idea of going to this place, I would like to look over the brochure a little bit more closely, but it sounds like a fun idea," Lisa said as she started looking through the brochure. Jason was standing there eagerly awaiting her assessment, and he was kind of hoping that maybe she wouldn't see the clothing optional part and get annoyed thinking that part was his ulterior motive all along.
    "Well take your time, I could always book things tomorrow if that is the case, I'm waiting to hear from the other guys and see if they want to go as couples and everything."
    Lisa continued scanning up and down the brochure as Jason stood there rather nervously wondering when she was going to get to the part about the clothing optional part. However as she continued scanning the brochure with her eyes, Jason was starting to get hopeful, as she seemed to be smiling and smirking, what he didn't realize is that as she was looking at the brochure and looking up over at him she was sort of secretly laughing to herself at the idea of coaxing him into getting naked and just how hilarious that would be. She didn't think that he would ever actually do it, but she could secretly hope that it would be the case.
    "You know what Jason, I think this actually is a pretty good idea for a vacation, maybe I can work on my suntan, and I bet there will probably be lots of couples there that we could probably mingle with," Lisa said as Jason found his excitement soaring and his optimism soaring along with it. "You know what I think, let's book the vacation."
    "Really, you mean it, you really want to go?!"
    Lisa smiled and nodded before she burst out laughing as all of the sudden she pictured Jason standing there on the island covering himself up and blushing.
    "What are you laughing about?"
    Lisa smiled at him. "Nothing, I just remembered a funny scene that I remember seeing in a movie, I can't remember what movie it is, but you probably haven't seen it anyway," Lisa said as she actually did remember watching this movie about a bunch of naked guys on a beach serving drinks to fully dressed women, and that was kind of what her fantasy was for this vacation, even though she thought that the chances of that happening were probably slim.
    "Okay then, I will book the vacation right away!" Jason said but he couldn't help but look back at Lisa smirking to herself and giggling and wondering what she found so amusing.

    "So you want to take us all on a tropical island getaway," Vanessa said looking over the brochure and scanning it carefully.
    "Of course, what could be possibly better than going on vacation to a beautiful tropical island?" Robert said, but he knew that Vanessa was always one to investigate things in detail, and always thought that he had some kind of ulterior motive for everything.
    As she sat there twirling her blonde hair in her fingers as she looked up and down at the brochure, Rob could see that her eyes seemed like they were scanning every inch of that brochure, almost like she was a photocopy machine and she had to get in every last inch of it.
    "Aha," Vanessa said as she pointed her long fingernail at one of the pages in the brochure.
    "Aha what?" Rob said now suddenly getting nervous and feeling that maybe his hopes were about to be dashed.
    "You think that I wouldn't see this," Vanessa said as she held up the brochure and her finger was pointing distinctly to the clothing optional part.
    "Oh yeah the drinks and food are included in the vacation package, pretty great huh," Rob said trying to play dumb.
    "Not that part, the part about it being clothing optional," Vanessa said. "You probably just want to go on this cruise thinking that you are going to see tons of naked women prancing around everywhere. I thought that I was the only woman in your life. Do you really think I'm going to go and cater to some kind of male fantasy about going to this island, and then you expect that all of us are just going to strip naked and prance around naked on the beach?"
    "Where does it say clothing optional, I didn't even see that," Rob said but he knew that Vanessa probably knew that he obviously knew about that as he looked closely at the brochure. "Well how about that, it does say that, I can't believe I missed that!"
    "Yeah, sure you missed something that said clothing optional, like I believe that!"
    Rob knew that Vanessa was too smart for him, that's partially what he found attractive about her, but also really intimidating. He had obviously been caught, so he figured that he would just fess up about it.
    "Well okay you caught me, I did see the clothing optional part, but this wasn't actually my idea, the other guys were the ones who said why don't we go on this tropical vacation, and they showed me the brochure, and I was pretty much on board with it right off the bat, I mean the fact that it says it was clothing optional is sort of a nice, I guess we would say option, but again it doesn't say nudity is mandatory, it's not like you have to get naked, and as all of the other guys were saying probably not that many people were going to take advantage of that. I mean how many places you go that are clothing optional and you see everybody getting naked?"
    "Yeah," Vanessa said rolling her eyes. "Well you know Rob, although I suspect that this is a secret plot by you and your other guy friends to get all of the ladies naked, I can tell you that you should not get your hopes up, we are not going to fall for something that easily. But in spite of the fact that this was obviously your goal all along, since you are honest I am not going to hold it against you."
    "What does this mean?" Rob said, and he didn't really like it when Vanessa was keeping him in suspense like that with the mind games that she liked to play with him.
    "I guess what I mean is that even though I suspect that I have discovered your ulterior motive, you know what that's not actually a deal breaker with me, I mean I will tell you right off the bat that if you think I'm going to be walking around naked this vacation don't get your hopes up, but I still think that the vacation is actually a pretty good idea, and this is a reasonably priced resort, so you know what I think that I'm going to say yes to the vacation, go ahead and book it!"
    "Really, you can count on me to do that right away!"

    Later that evening in a three way phone call.
    "Mission accomplished," Chris said as all of the guys on the other end of the line began hooting and hollering and slapping each other five.
    "I think that this is going to be a vacation that we never forget," Jason said, and little did he know just how much that was going to turn out to be true.

2
A couple of days later all of the guys met up with all of the women, and they were probably looking forward to this trip even more than the women were.
    "I have to admit this really is a pretty nice cruise ship that we are about to get on," Vanessa said as she adjusted her sunglasses.
    "You know in spite of the fact that I have family in the islands like that I have never actually been on a cruise myself," Lisa said, and Jason couldn't help but stare at her tight ass in that one piece bathing suit that was clinging to her form.
    "Yes this actually does seem to be a high-class cruise, especially considering there supposedly isn't a dress code," Olivia said as Vanessa and Lisa laughed as the guys just sort of shrugged awkwardly. "Well I suppose we might as well get on board, as we don't want to miss our cruise, now do we?"
    All of the guys sort of followed quietly behind the women and they liked the back view because they were getting nice views of their tight asses.
    "You know so far I don't see any of the women on this cruise getting naked," Robert said.
    "Well the cruise isn't where people are supposed to get naked, it's only when we get to the island," Chris said.
    "You guys don't really think that the women are going to get naked when we get to the island do you?" Jason said.
    "Well boys I think that we do have to live in hope," Chris said as the other two guys nodded.
    "You think that they're expecting us to get naked?" Jason asked.
    Robert laughed. "They wish, or maybe they don't, probably they aren't excited at the prospect of seeing us naked as much as we are at the prospect of seeing them naked."
    "Well I think that that goes without saying," Jason said. "Although sometimes I wonder to myself if maybe women are just more subtle about it, maybe they want to see us naked even more than we want to see them naked, but they play a big game because they are hoping to make it seem like they don't actually want to see us naked, thinking that maybe if they are really casual about it we will just slip out of our clothing."
    "Yeah I don't think that they want to see us naked anywhere near as much as we want to see them naked," Chris. "Truth be told is I would feel pretty weird being naked in a public situation, I mean especially if the women aren't going to get undressed. Like what if we all got naked and then after that, and the women decided to stay dressed, then we would really look like idiots then wouldn't we?"
    "Well give us some credit, I think that we aren't going to be that easily fooled," Jason said. "I am sure that maybe if we act like a gentleman and make the women feel really comfortable maybe they will decide to slip out of their clothing, or maybe they will go do some nude sunbathing on the beach. I mean they say that they aren't going to get naked but maybe they just don't want to get naked while we are around."
    "Hey guys, what are you talking about trailing back there behind us," Vanessa said as the three women turned around and looked at them.
    "You know, just guy stuff, like politics," Chris said.
    "Have you ever even voted?" Vanessa said as the guys looked at each other before the women burst out laughing. "Well come on guys, keep up the pace, you don't want to fall behind us do you, you're probably just trying to stare at our asses or something!"
    "I told you she's good at reading a situation," Robert said as the other two guys shook their heads and they soon followed behind the women.
    The three groups of them eventually split up to go back to their own individual cabins and get settled, but the guys all figured that they would check in with one another later on after they had gotten settled down.
    "You know we are supposed to be going through the Bermuda triangle," Lisa said. "I hope that nothing goes wrong."
    Jason laughed. "I think that you have watched too many movies and listened to too many of those strange mysteries of the universe kind of thing."
    Lisa shook her head. "My parents grew up around here, and they said that there actually is a lot of weird stuff that goes on that people can't explain, you shouldn't be so quick to dismiss the idea of the unexplained, there's so much in this world that we don't understand, and so much that is unexplained, I just think to dismiss something supernatural or paranormal offhand like that just because it sounds extraordinary wouldn't be fair."
    Jason shook his head. "Well I am one of those please show me the proof kind of people, I'll believe something when I see it and not before that."
    Lisa smiled. "I know you certainly do like seeing things to believe them," she with a smirk that once again got Jason wondering what exactly she was thinking in that filthy little mind of hers.
    "Yes I am a very visual person, and if there really is some kind of weird thing, or some other dimension or reality in the Bermuda triangle, I would really like to see that, now that would really make things really interesting, a vacation to some kind of other reality altogether, now that would be something to write home about."
    "Yeah, but the thing is about the Bermuda triangle is that the people who have gone and disappeared in the Bermuda triangle never come back to tell about it, so you know you should always be careful what you wish for."
    "Well I'm not worried about slipping into some other kind of reality, I would rather see some people slipping out of their clothing," Jason said as Lisa smiled.
    "You're not the only one," Lisa said in a whisper and smirked to herself.
    "What was that?"
    "Oh nothing!"
    "Well anyway, I said that I would catch up with the guys and that we would check out the ship together, I'll be back in a little while."
    "Okay, have fun then."

    As Chris, Robert and Jason all got together on the deck of the ship they had to admit that there were a whole lot of attractive women on board the ship that they would love to see slipping out of their clothing, and they were all sort of looking around and trying to think long and hard about these matters.
    "What about her, do you think that she will likely get naked when we get to the island," Chris said pointing out a random woman wearing a rather skimpy outfit. "She's wearing a bikini, so she's already halfway naked, so I'm thinking that the possibility of her getting naked is pretty strong."
    "You know it's usually the women you want to see naked the most who are the least likely to get naked," Robert said. "I feel like we're going to end up going to this island and end up disappointed because it will probably just be lots of guys getting naked hoping that the women will get naked and then leaving feeling like idiots."
    "Guys I think that you have to be a little bit more optimistic, you know in places like this I think that women feel a little bit more uninhibited and more likely to slip down into nothing or close to it," Jason said. "I'm just saying let's not dismiss the possibility that the women will feel inspired by perhaps other people getting naked and decide to get naked themselves."
    "So do you think that we should get naked?" Chris asked as the three of them laughed and shook their heads.
    "Yeah, no offense but I don't really feel like getting naked with you guys, I would like to see all of the women get naked obviously, but truth be told is I'm a little bit on the shy side," Jason said as the other two nodded. They all considered it rather ironic that they were always trying to get women out of their clothing but they were little bit bashful about taking off their own. "You know sometimes I feel like maybe we are little bit immature about this, maybe we should be more mature like the women, I bet they're probably not just talking about which guys on the ship that they think are most likely to get naked, they are probably a bit classier than that."

    "Oh yeah that guy would totally get naked," Olivia said on the other side of the ship as she began whistling with her fingers.
    "Well I certainly would hope so, I would like to see that," Lisa said snapping her fingers. "You know I think that the guys on these islands are definitely a lot less inhibited than the guys on land. Do you think that any of our guys will get naked?"
    "They are probably more concerned with getting us naked, in fact that's probably all they ever think about," Vanessa said.
    "Well there's nothing wrong with that, I mean it's not like we aren't doing the same thing now, it's just that the guys probably don't think that we are actually doing the same thing, they expect us to be a little bit more mature than that. but they probably don't realize that we would probably like to see them get naked just as badly," Lisa said. "Oh look at that guy, wouldn't you love to see him slipping out of his clothing!"
    Vanessa smiled awkwardly. "Guilty as charged!"
    "Hey I have a fun idea," Olivia said. "Let's see which of us can get our guy to get out of his clothing first."
    "Doesn't that seem a little bit duplicitous and evil," Vanessa said.
    "You bet it does, I really like that idea!" Lisa said. "And I bet it probably won't be very hard, I am sure that if we entice the guys with the possibility that we get naked they will get naked right away, and then we can sort of have a good laugh at their expense."
    "So how are we going to deal with this little bet," Olivia said.
    "Well I think we know each other pretty well, so I think that we can go on the honor system, although if we can get our guys to go naked in front of all of us at once, well I think that it would deserve some bonus points, don't you think," Lisa said as all of the girls began whistling and high-fiving each other before they went back to their game of discussing which guys they were hoping to see naked when they got to the island.
    "So what were you ladies all laughing about," Chris said as he and the other guy suddenly appeared.
    "A joke," Olivia said.
    "A funny movie," Vanessa said simultaneously.
    "Porn," Lisa said simultaneous with the other two and hoping that the other two drowned out her answer.
    "Why, what were you guys doing?" Olivia asked.
    The guys all looked at each other.
    "I think I can speak for all of us when I can say that we were just thinking about the best ways we can make this vacation pleasurable for all of us," Chris said as the women burst out laughing, and they couldn't help but wonder what the women were actually laughing at, but they figured whatever it was it was probably an inside joke and maybe they would find out later.
 
3
Later that night there was a strange sound that was waking everybody up.
    "Jason, did you hear something," Lisa said as she was the first one to hear the noise seeing as she was a relatively light sleeper.
    Jason yawned. "Hear something like what?"
    "I don't know, it sounded almost like a crackling of lightning."
    "I honestly didn't hear anything –" Jason began saying right before there was a huge crack of lightning and the whole ship began shaking. "Okay I heard that because I am not deaf."
    "Maybe we should go out and see what is happening," Lisa said as they could see that Chris and Olivia and Robert and Vanessa had likewise been woken up from their slumber.
    "Are we the only ones who heard everything," Vanessa said as they all went out on the deck of the ship to see that the ship was surrounded by fog.
    "You know there's actually something that's kind of romantic about this," Olivia said as they looked in the sky, and they could see what looked like lightning bolts, but the crackling noise they were making was almost silent now.
    "It seems like we are the only ones on the deck of the ship right now," Lisa said as she started looking around. "And this is some very unusual weather, I am starting to get scared that maybe this is something unnatural, maybe even something supernatural."
    "You're not going into all of that Bermuda triangle stuff again, this is perfectly natural weather, it's a nice beautiful foggy night, and there seems to be weird lightning in the sky, but other than that everything is perfectly normal," Jason said as they all looked up in the sky and saw what looked like a flying lizard, almost like a pterodactyl, go by.
    "What about that," Chris said as he pointed to the flying creatures above.
    "Okay that I'm totally at a loss for words," Jason said as all of the sudden the ship began shaking a little more. "We can't be the only ones on board who are feeling that right now."
    "You know I think that Lisa might have a point, I think that this is definitely something a little bit out of the ordinary," Vanessa said.
    "No, I think that a little bit out of the ordinary is more along the lines of maybe ball lightning or that thing where it's raining with the sun out, this is mysterious fog with some kind of dinosaur lizard creature flying through the sky kind of weird," Lisa said.
    "Hey is anybody out there, does anybody else see this," Olivia shouted but she realized that nobody else seemed to be coming out of their cabins. "Okay the fact that nobody else seems to be aware that this is going on I think is probably a good sign that something very very peculiar is going on here."
    "Well look you guys, I realize this is a weird situation at the moment, but right now nothing looks like it's really actually dangerous," Robert said as they realized it seemed like they were going down. "Okay now the ship seems to be sinking, so thank you whatever higher power is looking out for us making me look like a jackass now."
    "Hello is anybody else out there, kind of a serious problem here," Vanessa said as she ran up and down the deck shouting at all of the other rooms but it didn't seem like anybody else was coming out. "What the hell happened, where is everybody?"
    "I think that the triangle got them," Lisa said, looking directly at Jason, hoping that he was going to say some kind of smart ass thing that would make her feel like she was being irrational, but as he stood there shaking his head and shrugging his shoulders she realized that even he knew this was real and it was not good.
    "So what do we do now?" Chris asked as they all went to the side of the ship and could see that it was sinking rather rapidly.
    "I am thinking that maybe it is time that we abandon ship," Olivia said as all of them quickly went to their cabin and got all of their suitcases and started making their way towards the life rafts. The fact that as they were running and that nobody was following them just made the whole thing even more frightening.
    "Wait a minute, if there are all sorts of weird monsters out there or some kind of weird fog that is doing all of this, do we really want to get off of the ship," Vanessa said, as they could see that the water was starting to reach onto the deck.
    "Well I guess that pretty much decides that," Olivia said as all six of them got into the life raft as the ship slowly sank beneath the waves leaving only them on their tiny little life raft clutching their suitcases and wondering what exactly they were supposed to do now.
    For several minutes none of them said anything, as they just sat there on the life raft looking at the fog in all directions, and looking at the mysterious lightning bolts that were silently crackling above them, as well as what looked like pterodactyls flying overhead.
    "Okay I am thinking that we might have hit some kind of a time warp," Jason said.
    "So now you're willing to embrace all of these wild and outrageous theories," Lisa said.
    "Lisa I know when it's time to admit that I am wrong, and in this case I obviously was wrong, you said that there is weird stuff going on in the Bermuda triangle and I thought that it was silly, but now that we are sitting out here in a life raft looking at mysterious fog and lightning as pterodactyls fly overhead, well again you really can't argue, I said that I have to see it to believe it, and now I am very obviously seeing it, so I am willing to believe it, and I think that it's okay at this point to begin speculating as to what has gone on," Jason said.
    "So what are we like in dinosaur times now or something?" Chris asked.
    "Well I mean with the pterodactyls, at least it's a logical assumption," Jason said.
    "Well logically speaking how exactly did we hit a time warp in the middle of the Bermuda triangle?" Vanessa asked.
    "Well that one I have no idea," Jason said.
    "So does anyone have any ideas as to what exactly we are supposed to do now," Olivia said. "I mean if we have hit some kind of time warp how the hell are we supposed to get home?"
    All of them sat there staring at each other, not saying all that much and wondering where exactly they were supposed to go from here.
    "Would I sound like a pervert if I said right now I'm kind of still wondering when everybody was going to get naked," Chris said as they all looked at him with odd looks before saying yes.
    A long time passed without anybody saying anything. No one was exactly sure what to say when you found yourself in a situation like this that was so inexplicable and so illogical that it defied any kind of conventional explanation. Eventually they managed to fall asleep, and fortunately when they woke up again they had not been eaten by pterodactyls, and it looked as though the sun was coming up.
    "Look I think I see land," Olivia said pointing to an island off in the distance.
    "Is it land that is covered in dinosaurs?" Jason asked.
    "I think it's the only place that we have seen in several hours, so does it really even matter?" Lisa asked.
    "Well if it's swarming with dinosaurs it's probably not the best place for us to go, but I guess when you get down to it we really don't have much of a choice one way or another, so if we are going to be eaten by dinosaurs we might as well get it over with," Jason said.
    "You know I admire your optimism," Lisa said as they began paddling towards the island, and in a short time they were basically upon the shore.
    "Well it looks like we are here, I have a feeling that this is probably going to be our home for a while, so I guess we had better get unpacked," Vanessa said.
    "Well I suppose seeing as the island might be full of deadly dinosaurs I guess this is one of those times where I would have to say ladies first," Jason said, smiling awkwardly as the women simply rolled their eyes smiled and got off of the life raft carrying their luggage behind.
    "Well come on guys, we weren't eaten by dinosaurs, so I kind of think that it's safe," Lisa said as she waved the guys forward. As the guys slowly climbed out of life raft however the women noticed something very distinct, something very inexplicable, as their eyes began bugging out of their heads and soon big smiles started forming across their faces.
    "What are you ladies smiling at," Chris said as he looked down and realized that he and the other two guys were standing there naked as their clothing finished dissolving around them as they began screaming and covering themselves up.