My Naked Valentine
I have been writing a lot of these stories lately but I figured I had to do one for Valentine's Day so I thought wouldn't it be interesting if you had some kind of Valentine's Day date where you go on a blind date more or less where you are both naked but the kicker is that the woman gets to pick which guy she wants to be with and then he pretty much just sees who he ends up with so it results in awkward naked embarrassment, but I thought this was sort of a nicer story about social awkwardness once again bringing people together. My Naked Valentine "You ever notice how pigeons just *stare* at you?" Brent tossed a fry toward the sidewalk, watching three birds tilt their heads in unison. "Like they're judging every life choice that led you to this exact moment." His friend Marco snorted into his coffee. "Bro, you're projecting. Nobody cares that you're eating shitty diner food alone on February 13th." He paused. "Except mayb...