The Naked Earth Day Protest
I have a good Earth Day story for you today where somebody who is a corporate stooge I guess you would say and really uptight is convinced to go to a naked Earth Day protest because he wants to see this environmental activist naked, which results in him having lots of embarrassing encounters with coworkers that he didn't expect! So I hope you enjoy this special Earth Day nudity story. The Naked Earth Day Protest The first time Phil saw Audrey, she was knee-deep in mud, wrestling a plastic shopping bag out of a storm drain with the kind of determination most people reserve for escaping burning buildings. Her cargo pants were soaked up to the thighs, her faded "EAT THE RICH" tank top clinging to her shoulders under the drizzle. Phil, standing on the sidewalk with his untouched latte, felt like he'd just walked into a documentary he hadn’t signed up for. "You gonna help or just admire the view?" Audrey called over her shoulder without looking up, her voice...