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Rebels without Clothes

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 I have another story for you today that's a few hundred words short of a novelette that I thought was pretty good where you basically have two Americans who are going to France and they decide to take advantage of lax public nudity laws only to find themselves stuck naked in a foreign country far away from their hostel and having all sorts of crazy zany adventures along the line of the movie Eurotrip or other stories about Americans overseas in a foreign country and I think it works pretty well. Rebels without Clothes The bartender had the kind of mustache that looked like it belonged in a different century—thick, waxed at the tips, and completely unapologetic. He slid two beers across the polished wood without a word, his eyebrows lifting just slightly as Gina burst into laughter at something Josh had said.     "You’re joking, right?" Gina wiped tears from her eyes, still grinning. "No laws? At all?"     Josh shrugged, spinning his beer bottle between his palm...
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My Naked Valentine

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 I have been writing a lot of these stories lately but I figured I had to do one for Valentine's Day so I thought wouldn't it be interesting if you had some kind of Valentine's Day date where you go on a blind date more or less where you are both naked but the kicker is that the woman gets to pick which guy she wants to be with and then he pretty much just sees who he ends up with so it results in awkward naked embarrassment, but I thought this was sort of a nicer story about social awkwardness once again bringing people together. My Naked Valentine "You ever notice how pigeons just *stare* at you?" Brent tossed a fry toward the sidewalk, watching three birds tilt their heads in unison. "Like they're judging every life choice that led you to this exact moment."     His friend Marco snorted into his coffee. "Bro, you're projecting. Nobody cares that you're eating shitty diner food alone on February 13th." He paused. "Except mayb...
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