Arthur H Pemmington's Blog

 I have another new novelette for you today this one involving a couple who once again needs money and ends up having to get that money through naked embarrassing contests! It's a concept that doesn't get old and in this case it involves a couple needing groceries entering a contest where they will have a five minute shopping spree but the catch is that they have to do it completely naked with media attention! The Naked Shopping Spree "If we only buy the generic brand of peanut butter, do you think we can squeeze in a bag of frozen peas?" Jade asked, her voice echoing slightly in the quiet of the kitchen. Marty didn’t look up from the notepad. He was staring at a column of numbers that refused to cooperate, his pen hovering over a total that felt like a punch in the gut. They had spent the last hour auditing their bank statements, tracing every coffee, every streaming subscription, and every unplanned outing from the last thirty days. The result was a stark, mathemati...