The Nude Vampires Chapters 1-3

I haven't been updating my blog lately because I haven't been writing that many short stories involving embarrassing nudity, and I was sick and busy so it wasn't my most produtive month, but the good thing is I finished my longer novel on that topic that I had mentioned in a previous update, The Big Naked Social Experiment, which clocked in at about 146,000 words, so one of my longer things, including stuff I have published under my real name. I really thought that would end up being a short one and it ended up being a full-blown novel, and I think I will try hard to read and edit and get that published hopefully sometime next month now.
In the meantime I finished reading and editing and publishing one of my other novels that I wrote back in October for Halloween, a novel involving naked vampires! So here's a preview of the first three chapters and if you like it please give it a good rating and tell all your friends about it! And I still have a couple of other novels and novellas that I need to read, edit and publish, some of which I finished years ago and I am just really slow at getting around to doing all of the tedious work of reading and editing and publishing them.
And I am glad to see that it seems like my naked tales seems to be my new bestseller, so thank you to all of those who are buying it and reading it and spreading the word, it really is making a difference! And I still have an entire second volume collection of equal length of naked tales to publish and I'm already pretty well into the third volume all things considered! So fear not you have much to look forward to in the future to all of my hopefully many fans out there.
The Nude Vampires Paperback – May 31, 2023
by Arthur H Pemmington (Author)
Connie was a shy awkward woman who really enjoyed reading romantic novels about vampires and always dreamed about what it would be like to be a vampire. One day she ends up getting her wish when a vampire bites her and turns her into a vampire unexpectedly and revealing their existence to the her. However there is one caveat about vampires that she had never read in any of the vampire literature before and that is vampires are unable to wear clothing, which will burn their flesh just as easily as the sunlight would. Realizing that now she will be condemned to an eternal life without clothing and finding herself embarrassed she will also find that the situation becomes increasingly awkward as she turns her best friend into a naked vampire as well, and they both realize that as embarrassing and humiliating as it is to be forced to go naked they are also finding it strangely titillating! Now Connie and her friends will realize that they have a lifestyle adjustment to make because not only do they now have to sustain themselves on human blood but more difficultly they have to do so without ever wearing clothing again!
Print length
107 pages
Language
English
Publication date
May 31, 2023
Dimensions
6 x 0.25 x 9 inches
ISBN-13
979-8396727557
Product details
    ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0C6P8FQFY
    Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published (May 31, 2023)
    Language ‏ : ‎ English
    Paperback ‏ : ‎ 107 pages
    ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8396727557
    Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 7.7 ounces
    Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 0.25 x 9 inches
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C6P8FQFY

The Nude Vampires
1
Connie was finding it hard to concentrate, and she found herself fantasizing about the erotic vampire novel that she had been reading earlier, about a woman who was sleeping in her bedroom and then a seductive vampire came in and began making passionate love to her.
    "Hey Connie, Earth to Connie," her friend Lily said snapping her fingers in front of her face.
    "Sorry I was just lost in thought," Connie said picturing her ideal vampire lover.
    "You haven't been reading all of those weird vampire romance novels lately again have you?"
    "What's wrong with that?"
    Lily picked up the cover of one of her books which had an image of a pale skinned man on it without a shirt and his genitals just barely concealed on the cover.
    "But these things are so trashy," Lily said as she pointed to the cover and began flipping through it. "Honestly the stuff in these novels is just laughable. I mean I know that vampires have always been associated with hypersexuality and everything, but what's romantic about the idea of somebody sneaking into your bedroom at night and biting your neck?"
    "I think that's an oversimplification," Connie said as she grabbed her book back and placed it in her purse.
    "I feel like if vampires really existed that they would probably have greater concerns other than just, you know, seducing young maidens."
    "How do you know vampires don't exist?"
    "Come on, if something like vampires were real don't you think we would have seen one by now?"
    "Well vampires only come out at night."
    "Well you know that people go out at night, I mean some people do, maybe not you. I'm just saying that if there are these vampires out there everywhere then where are they hiding?"
    "I don't know, maybe they are shy."
    "Couldn't possibly be shyer than you are," Lily said and that alone was enough to make Connie began blushing. "You don't even want to be seen in a bikini in summer time!"
    She hated to admit it but it was the God honest truth, Connie was so bashful that it was hard for her to even approach a guy that she was interested in, and whenever it looked like a guy was going to approach her she ended up running off in fear.
    "On the other hand maybe a vampire would be the perfect lover for you, you both like to hide yourself from the world and don't seem to like spending too much time in the sun," Lily said shaking her head. "But unfortunately vampires aren't real, so if you really want to get a boyfriend I would get your head out of the clouds and try to be a little bit more grounded in this world."
    "What do you think vampires would be like if they actually were real?"
    "I don't know, I'm not a morbid Goth girl who thinks about naked undead creatures all the time as part of their fantasy life."
    Connie once again felt that she was probably blushing, but luckily as an Asian woman it wouldn't be obvious if she was blushing as it would be for somebody like Lily who had a really pale complexion. But nothing seemed to embarrass Lily, and that was something that Connie never understood. As a naturally bashful person everything sort of was embarrassing to Connie.
    "Well anyway I have some stuff I have to do, I'll catch you later," Lily said as she ran off to attend to her errands.
    "I don't care what Lily says, I bet that there are vampires out there," Connie said. "I just have to find the right place to look for them."
    Of course despite her lifelong love affair of vampire romance novels, Connie didn't have the slightest idea where an actual vampire would potentially be hiding. Maybe Lily was right, maybe vampires weren't real, and if they were real they probably were so well hidden from the world that she would never find one.

    Later that evening Connie was walking home and realized it was getting late. She didn't like to go out after dark, but she had been studying late at the library again as usual, and by closing time it was already beginning to get dark.
    As she was walking up and down the street she couldn't help but have that distinct feeling that somebody was following her, that somebody was watching her. She didn't know exactly why she felt that, but she tended to have a sixth sense about these things.
    "If anybody's there I have pepper spray and I know how to use it," Connie said as she started reaching into her purse looking for her pepper spray. However as she took it out and started twirling around looking in every direction she didn't see any sign of anyone following her, and she thought that maybe she was just beginning to become paranoid.
    She quickly got home, finding that she was picking up the pace as she still had that distinctly unnerving feeling that somebody was following her, that somebody was watching her.
    Once she had gotten home she knew that she just wanted to unwind and relax and go to sleep, so she decided to take a warm shower as that always helped her to fall asleep.
    As she finished in the shower and started drying herself off and looking at herself in the mirror she found herself suddenly becoming bashful again. Was she really afraid of her own naked reflection in the mirror? Was she really so bashful that any image of her naked body was enough to make her self-conscious even when nobody was around?
    But once again she got that strange feeling that she wasn't alone, as if there was somebody watching her, but before she could turn around she felt something biting into her neck. She wanted to scream but before she could get a single breath out she found herself passing out from the shock.

2
Despite the fact that she had been in the bathroom just a moment ago, when Connie woke up she found herself placed carefully on her bed as she felt her body to find that she was still naked. She didn't know how she had gotten onto her bed after passing out in the bathroom, but as she felt her neck she felt that there were small puncture wounds on it.
    "Okay Connie calm down, clearly something very strange has happened here and you should just take a deep breath and calmly and rationally try to assess what is happening," Connie said before realizing that she didn't appear to be breathing, and yet that didn't seem to bother her.
    "Well well well, finally awake I see," said a man standing there completely naked at the foot of her bed.
    Connie was about to scream but the man came up to her and quickly put his hand over her mouth before she could say anything.
    "I realize that you find this whole situation frightening, and if you promise not to scream I will take my hand off of your mouth and explain everything," the man said as he slowly removed his hand from Connie's mouth as she crawled up on the bed and began trying to cover herself up.
    "Who are you, what did you do to me, why am I naked, why are you naked, let me put my clothing on," Connie said as she started walking towards her closet but the man jumped in front of the closet with a speed that astonished her as he stood there shaking his head.
    Connie tried her best not to stare at the man but she was still wondering why the man was completely naked. She had to admit he was rather attractive, but the fact that he had broken into her house and potentially assaulted her was somewhat less attractive from her perspective.
    "I'm afraid I can't let you put your clothing on, I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself," the man said. "But to answer your first question my name is Vladimir."
    "What the hell are you doing naked in my house?" Connie said wishing for some way to conceal her body as she was finding herself very uncomfortable with this strange man in her house getting to see every inch of her naked body like that.
    Vladimir smiled and laughed.
    "What's so funny, I don't see anything funny about this situation!" Connie said as she covered up her breasts and genitals with her hands and looked increasingly uncomfortable by the moment.
    "Allow me to explain to you Connie, I overheard your conversation between you and your friend Lily the other day," Vladimir said.
    "How did you do that, were you eavesdropping?" Connie said still struggling to cover herself up.
    "Believe me I can hear much better than any human being can, although now your hearing should be equally powerful," Vladimir said. "I didn't even have to be anywhere in the vicinity to you, but I could certainly hear you just the same."
    Connie was about to say something when she sat there quietly for a moment and she noticed that she could hear all of the sounds of the outside in a way that she had never been able to before. She could hear somebody walking their dog even though she felt that it was down the block, and she could hear small insects outside making all sorts of chirping and buzzing noises.
    "I will ask once again, who are you and what have you done to me, do you want me to call the police," Connie said as she went to walk towards her cell phone but Vladimir picked up her cell phone and crushed it to pieces in his hands and dropped the pieces on the floor.
    "I don't think you want to be getting the police involved with this," Vladimir said.
    "Holy crap how did you crush my phone in your bare hands like that?"
    Vladimir smiled and as he did so Connie could see that he had fangs gleaming. "I have strength that is far beyond that of any mortal human being."
    "What are you?" Connie began backing away from him still trying her best to cover herself, perhaps as uncomfortable with the fact that he was seeing her naked as the fact that he had somehow broken into her house and potentially assaulted her.
    "Well I think that you know what I am, if not you have been doing a whole lot of reading for nothing," Vladimir said as he smiled again making his fangs more obvious as Connie noticed that his eyes were glowing and that his body was not appearing in the reflection of her mirror, and for that matter neither was hers!
    "You're a vampire," Connie said as Vladimir clapped and did a little bow, and Connie would be lying if she didn't admit that she was staring at his genitals as he did so.
    "Congratulations, I really thought you would have picked up on that sooner, but I suppose it's a little bit of a shock."
    Connie momentarily took her hands away from covering her breasts and felt the bite mark in her neck and she felt that her heart should be racing except she didn't feel her heart beating at all, and it started to suddenly become apparent what had happened.
    Connie ran and looked in the mirror but she didn't see any reflection of either of them.
    "You turned me into a vampire," Connie said as she began cowering in the corner still struggling to cover herself up.
    Vladimir smiled. "You know I thought you would have been pleased by that as I have been watching you for a while."
    "You mean stalking me!"
    "I know how much that you like vampires and wanted to be one, well now I have fulfilled your greatest desire, from this day forward you are now a member of the living undead, a vampire."
    All of this was a lot for Connie to process and take it. In just the last few moments she had learned that there was a naked vampire in her room and apparently now she was a vampire as well.
    "Okay this has to be a dream, this is what I get for reading too much about vampires and then going to sleep," Connie said as she began pacing nervously, the whole time covering herself up as best she could.
    Vladimir shook his head. "No Connie, it is not a dream, although you may say it is a dream, because I know it has always been your dream to become a vampire, and now I have fulfilled your heart's desire and made you one. You're welcome by the way."
    Connie stood there trembling in fear and embarrassment, she wasn't sure what was worse, her fear of vampires or the fact that a person was seeing her naked right now.
    "Have you nothing more to say about the fact that I have now made you immortal?" Vladimir asked. "Well, what say you? Why are you standing there cowering in the corner covering yourself up?"
    "Because I'm naked," Connie said realizing that her hands and arms weren't enough to cover her up very well. "At least let me get dressed so that we can talk about this further."
    Vladimir stood in front of her closet shaking his head. "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Connie, it's for your own good more than anything."
    "Look you pervert, I don't know why you broke into my house naked, or why you left me naked, but I want to put my clothing on right now," Connie said as Vladimir blocked her from her closet.
    "I'm warning you Connie you really don't want to do that," Vladimir said as Connie used her newfound strength to push him away and was surprised at the fact that she was able to do that to a person who was much larger than she was.
    She quickly began reaching into her closet and grabbing the nearest article of clothing she could find but as soon as she touched it she dropped it and grabbed her hand and began screeching.
    "What the hell, I felt like just burned myself," Connie said as she reached down on the floor to pick her dress up but as soon as she touched it she immediately withdrew her hand as she once again felt as though she were touching a burning fire.
    "To answer your next question Connie the reason why I appeared naked in your home and why I waited until you were undressed to turn you into a vampire is that vampires can't wear clothing."
    "What the hell?" Connie said staring at him in disbelief.
    Vladimir smiled. "Yes that's one thing that never seems to make its way into the vampire mythology, maybe because when the original mythology about vampires was written it was written by a bunch of Puritans in the Middle Ages. But yes a vampire cannot go out in the daylight, a vampire does not have a reflection, so don't worry about anybody taking pictures of you in your exposed state, but the fact remains that any article of clothing that touches the skin of a vampire will burn like hot irons against your flesh."
    "You've got to be fucking kidding me. Okay now you're just screwing with my head right, this is all part of some type of really perverted joke that you are playing on me isn't it?"
    Vladimir shook his head. "I am telling you this for your own good, you can try to put your clothing on but it will hurt like the fires of hell. That is part of the vampire's curse."
    "The vampire's curse?"
    "Yes, you see when Adam and Eve ate the apple in the Garden of Eden they felt ashamed of their nudity. What didn't get into the Bible was the fact that vampires, being unholy, were curse to be shamed by never being able to wear clothing. They would have to live for eternity unable to conceal their bodies from the world so that everybody would know that they had been cursed by God and that they were unholy."
    "Well first off I am not religious, and second that has to be the most ridiculous story I have ever heard in my life."
    "There are some who say it is just a legend, but it doesn't change the fact of the matter, if you put on any article of clothing in your closet it will be burning your skin just as surely as the fires of hell."
    "This can't be happening," Connie said once again trying to pick up her dress just using the tips of her fingertips but even just that slight contact burned horribly, and she found herself waving her hand to try and get the pain to go away.
    "Denial will do you little good Connie, the sooner you accept this fact of your new existence as a creature of the night the better. It actually is a good reason why vampires only come out at night as well, not only does the sun burn us, but by the cover of night we can hide our nudity to some degree."
    Connie began pacing and humming to herself. "This is not happening, this is not happening, I am just dreaming and I am going to wake up to find that this was some kind of weird perverted nightmare."
    Connie closed her eyes and opened them but when she opened them all she saw was Vladimir standing there with an erection and smiling pervertedly.
    "You sick monster, how could you do this to me!" Connie shouted.
    "What, you mean give you the gift of immortality that you have always desired?"
    "No I mean how can you turn me into some type of sick vampire nudist?! You are saying that vampires can never wear clothing under any kind of circumstances at all?"
    Vladimir nodded.
    "That is so insane and illogical."
    "So is the fact that you are able to go on living despite the fact that you have no heartbeat, pulse or breath. Somehow it's the nudity that seems to be a sticking point for you, I guess you weren't expecting that, but oh well, there's no real way to reverse it, the only way to stop being a vampire is to go out into the sunlight and turn yourself into dust or wait for someone to drive a stake through your heart or decapitate you. Vampires may be immortal in that we do not age, but there are ways of killing us, that part of the mythology was indeed true."
    "If I wasn't already a member of the undead I think I would die of embarrassment!" Connie shouted still struggling to cover herself up. "There must be some kind of cure for this?"
    Vladimir shook his head. "Vampires have existed since the dawn of history, even before human beings took to wearing clothing themselves. Whether it's something biological or some type of spiritual curse, the fact remains there is no possible way for a vampire to put on any article of clothing without causing ourselves unimaginable pain."
    "This is not happening, this is not happening, this is not happening," Connie said pacing back and forth as Vladimir watched and smiled. "Stop looking at me!"
    "You'd better get used to it now Connie, you have an entire eternity of people looking at your naked body, just be glad that you have one worth looking at!"
    Connie was fuming and at the same time something about the humiliation of the situation was strangely enough making the entire situation somehow erotic.
    "I have to call the police, the hospital, the media, someone," Connie said as Vladimir laughed.
    "I wouldn't advise that, unless you want to be naked in a laboratory for the rest of your life or be thought insane," Vladimir said laughing.
    "Just get out of my house, get out of my house right now!" Connie said. "If you don't I will, well I don't know what I will do, but it won't be something nice!"
    Vladimir smiled and bowed. "As you wish, but I will be back tomorrow by which time I think that you will be realizing the seriousness of the situation and desire of my help and guidance. And just so you know that whole part about vampires having to be invited into a home to enter, that part's not true."
    Vladimir opened her bedroom window and quickly darted off into the night, so rapidly that Connie couldn't even believe it.
    As Connie sat down on her bed hugging her naked body she felt fortunate that at least she didn't feel cold despite the fact that she was naked. But as she stared at herself in the mirror to realize that there was no reflection gazing back at her she realized that she had a major problem on her hands.
    "Well, shit," she said as she fell back on her bed and began screaming.

3
Connie kept trying to go to sleep but she found that every time she tried to sleep that nothing happened, she didn't feel that she needed any kind of sleep, but she desperately wanted to go to sleep hoping that when she woke up she would find that this nightmare was over.
    "Okay I guess vampires don't sleep," she said pacing up and down her bedroom. "I guess I also don't breathe or have a pulse, and I guess all I can eat from now on is blood. Oh, and apparently vampires can't wear clothing, who would have ever seen that coming?!"
    Connie still wasn't able to fully process what had happened. The idea of a vampire being somehow unable to wear clothing was something that she had never read in any kind of vampire fiction before. She had heard of vampires who are allergic to garlic, to sunlight, to crucifixes or holy water, but she had never heard of the idea of nude vampires who cowered in fear at clothing.
    "You just have to stop psyching yourself up about it," Connie said as once again she reached into her closet and very slowly touched one of her dresses only to immediately withdraw her hand because of a terrible burning sensation. "Okay, so maybe touching my clothing right now isn't the best idea."
    Connie had to admit it felt very weird to be naked, even weirder than the fact that she no longer seemed to be breathing or have a pulse or a heartbeat. Somehow that all seemed like a trivial thing compared to the fact that she couldn't put on her clothing.
    As she sat on her bed contemplating everything that had happened it made her realize that she pretty much was never naked except when she was in the shower or taking off one outfit to put on another one, and even then she would usually get half undressed as she put on her new clothing before getting completely undressed of the rest.
    She also had never actually slept naked, of course now that was irrelevant because it seemed as though she wasn't going to be sleeping ever again, so at least she wouldn't have to worry about those nightmares that she constantly had where she was in school taking a test only to find that she was naked in class, because now that nightmare was her entire waking reality.
    Not knowing what else to do, she decided to get on the computer and start looking up vampire lore but she couldn't find anything anywhere in vampire mythology about the idea of vampires having a bad reaction to touching clothing. She kept shaking her head as she thought to herself how little sense that made, and yet every time she even went towards her closet and so much as touched her clothing with her fingers she found herself in amazing pain.
    As she went to the bathroom mirror to look at herself she once again realized that she cast no reflection. That was probably how Vladimir had managed to get the drop on her, he was right behind her but she couldn't see him approaching in the mirror.
    Connie's ruminating was unfortunately interrupted by the fact that she felt overwhelmingly hungry, hungry for blood. She looked in her refrigerator and none of the food seemed to be a very appetizing option, and she didn't even know if she could digest food as a vampire, so she decided that she would just try her best to concentrate on something else.
    As she spent most of the night pacing around naked in her bedroom she still found herself fully wide-awake. As the sun started coming up and lights started cracking through the windows she slowly but carefully put her arm out to catch some of the sunlight only to find it burned badly such that her arm started smoking, and she quickly withdrew her arm and began rubbing it.
    "You know the reality of being a vampire kind of sucks," she said as she once again sat on her bed realizing that she wasn't going to be leaving the house anytime soon. Even if it weren't for the fact that the sun would probably cause her to burst into flames and die an ugly and cruel death, even if that were not the case she would certainly not be stepping out of her house completely buck naked like that.
    As she sat there in her room suddenly she got a phone call on her home phone line instead of her cell phone as she remembered that Vladimir had crushed her cell phone.
    "Lily, hi, how are you," Connie said feeling self-conscious even though Lily wasn't in the room and had no idea that she was completely naked. "I'm doing okay, sorry I didn't get your text messages, I had a problem with my cell phone. Go out shopping for clothing later? Sorry, I'm afraid that I kind of have a situation here. What kind of a situation, well it's kind of a weird situation. No no, I don't think you need to come over or anything like that; it's just sort of a private personal problem. Okay, I will talk to you later."
    At that moment Connie really wished that she could go shopping for new clothes with Lily more than ever before. She didn't realize just how much she appreciated clothing until she found that whenever she touched it it started burning her skin like the surface of the sun.
    After a few more hours she was beginning to get stir crazy realizing that she couldn't leave her bedroom because the sunlight was coming in through all of the windows elsewhere in the house, and that if she walked out into the light she would probably burst into flames.
    "I'm immortal and yet I have never been more vulnerable," she said as she shook her head.
    As soon as the sun began setting so that it was no longer coming through the window she closed all the blinds in the house to make sure that no sunlight would be able to penetrate inside of her house, so at least she wouldn't be stuck in her bedroom all day.
    Not long after sundown she heard knocking at her window. She hesitated to open the blinds to see who it was, not only because she wasn't wearing any clothing, but because she was pretty certain who it actually would be.
    As she slowly pulled back the curtain and saw Vladimir standing there naked at her window she reluctantly opened the window as he came into the house.
    "So how was your day," Vladimir said laughing.
    "You know the usual, spending all day cowering in my bedroom because I'm afraid that the sun is going to turn me into a pile of dust thanks to you, while repeatedly going to my closet and touching my clothing only to find that they burn my skin horribly."
    "You know you're going to have to get used to people seeing you sooner or later," Vladimir said as Connie cowered behind the curtain.
    "Hey maybe I could use this curtain to conceal myself," Connie said as she felt the fabric of it.
    Vladimir shook his head. "Yes that is a rookie mistake, you assume that just because the curtain is made of fabric and you can touch the fabric that you can use it to drape your body as though it were clothing but you'll find if you use that wrapped around yourself the burning will immediately start."
    Connie frowned. "I guess I will have to take your word for it. What are you doing here anyway?"
    Vladimir smiled again. "Well obviously you are a rookie vampire and you need to learn the rules of being a member of the undead. Firstly I think that today has already taught you that you can't go out during the day and that you can't put on any clothing. Luckily at night you can go about naked without as many people seeing you as obviously naked."
    "Well at least we don't sparkle," Connie said as she put her hands on her hips and shook her head before once again covering herself up.
    Vladimir laughed. "Indeed we don't, but people are still going to see us one way or another."
    "Well I'm certainly not going outside of my house dressed like this, or undressed like this rather," Connie said as she slowly peeked out the window.
    Vladimir smirked. "You don't really have much of a choice in the matter, by now you must be quite hungry, and if you don't feed soon the hunger will drive you completely and utterly insane."
    "Another wonderful gift, it's just the gift that keeps on giving isn't it?"
    "You were the one who wanted to be a vampire."
    "I assumed that being a vampire would involve getting to wear stylish and attractive clothing, not going around completely buck naked!"
    "Well I guess you would be wrong about that. The sooner you start to get used to your new condition the better. I suggest that we go out and get you your first meal; you'll feel a lot better on a full stomach. Shall we?"
    Connie sat down on her bed, crossed her legs over one another and covered up her breasts with her arms and shook her head.
    "Well I'm not going to bring food to you, I'm not a delivery service, if you don't want to be ravaged by hunger I suggest that you join me," Vladimir said as he opened the window and held out his arms.
    Connie cringed as she stepped out of the window and onto the grass, and for the first time ever she was completely naked out in public in the middle of the night, with the full moon shining on her naked flesh.
    Vladimir smiled and once again held out his arm. "You have taken the first step, now come with me and we will take the next."