My Brief and Embarrassing Foray into Naked Skydiving

 Two stories in one day, not bad, though technically the first one I posted I wrote yesterday. I guess this was a more simple and straightforward naked story requiring some suspension of disbelief, as they all do to some certain extent. I fully admit I got this story idea when I was watching that episode of King of the Hill where Hank and Peggy go skydiving, and Peggy ends up injuring herself, and then I thought what if instead they went skydiving naked and it ended up turning into a horribly embarrassing incident? So that was pretty much the genesis of this story, which I hope that everybody will enjoy. This one is mainly an embarrassed nude female naked in public, only one naked story.

My Brief and Embarrassing Foray into Naked Skydiving
"I don't know if I can do this, I mean jumping naked out of a plane, that seems so ridiculous and crazy, I just don't think that I am up to it," Peggy said as she started getting cold feet, and not just because she was standing there naked on an airplane.
    "But that's the point Peggy, we are trying to do something that is crazy and exciting to prove that we are not uptight old timers and that we are still young and kinky at heart," Hank said.
    "I know, but what if somebody sees us?"
    "It's not like you are going to be skydiving into some type of big public event, you're just going to be skydiving with me, so that you can experience the exhilaration of falling through the sky with nothing on your body except for your parachute and your hair blowing up in the air. Imagine how it will feel going down naked jumping out of an airplane, it will be the most exciting and exhilarating event of your life. But I can't argue with you, if you don't want to do it that's up to you, but I know that I'm not going to miss out on this opportunity."
    "I'm sorry Hank, but I just can't do it, it's too embarrassing potentially, I know I came this far but I think that I am getting cold feet about this. I just don't want to be flying up in the sky where someone with binoculars could see me or something. When we were first doing this I thought it was just going to be us in private landing in a private area, but now I still worried that somebody is going to see me, even this high up in the sky."
    "Well Peggy I'm disappointed that you won't be joining me for this fabulous journey, I think that you're going to regret it, but I respect your decision. That said though it's time for me to take the plunge and jump naked from an airplane!"
    As Hank jumped naked from the airplane, Peggy looked down and suddenly shook her head. "I don't know what I was ever thinking, right now I think I just want to get dressed before we land."
    Peggy started squirming around trying to get out of her harness for her parachute, but she couldn't find a way to get it off. At least with wearing the harness though it was covering up her breasts to some degree. She was already feeling self-conscious that the pilot had seen her naked.
    "It looks like we are experiencing some turbulence," the pilot said, and before Peggy could do anything all of the sudden the plane started making a dramatic turn and she found herself falling out the still open door.
    Peggy started screaming as she realized that she was flying through the sky, even though she had to admit it was indeed getting her adrenaline pumping. She could feel the breeze beating up against her naked flesh and her hair blowing up in the wind, and she had to admit it was a sensation that she had never experienced before.
    For a moment she almost forgot that she had to open her parachute, but as she saw the ground rapidly approaching she quickly pulled her parachute only to find herself getting caught in a gust of wind and flying in some type of direction towards what looked like a town.
    "What's going on, I was supposed to land in the middle of a field in the middle of nowhere where nobody was going to see me, now where am I drifting off to," Peggy said as she saw herself drifting off to somewhere still in a field but it looked like there was a large group of people down below. She started shaking her head and screaming no no no over and over again.
    Peggy thought that if she wished hard enough that maybe her parachute would magically pick up some wind and it would float up back into the sky, and she would find herself in the field alone, or at least with Hank and not in the middle of some type of big public event, but it seems that the gods of the winds were not being kind to her today.
    Peggy found herself gradually coming down as people started pointing at her from the ground. She started trying to cover herself up but soon she found herself coming down in the field in the middle of a circle of people, most of whom had all sorts of video recording equipment as she slowly floated down and landed.
    She tried to cover herself with the parachute, but soon people were coming and pulling the parachute off of her and she soon ripped herself out of her harness, hoping to maybe make a run for it, only to find herself surrounded by a large group of well-dressed individuals.
    "Ha, you all said I was crazy that if I prayed for it to start raining naked women, well who's laughing now?!" a man in a tuxedo said as Peggy felt a whole bunch of people taking pictures of her. "Thank you whatever higher power has delivered this woman on to me."
    "Sorry, but I'm a married woman," Peggy said as she covered herself up and smiled and blushed. This was the most embarrassing moment of her life but then she remembered that she had her clothes with her, until she realized that she had forgotten to grab them when she was falling out of the plane because it was so unexpected.
    "Peggy what happened, I saw you jump from the plane and saw you drift over into this field," Hank said as people cleared the way for him to come through. By now Hank had already fully dressed himself and was surprised to see Peggy standing there in the field still completely buck naked.
    As Peggy stood there in a circle of well-dressed individuals, totally completely buck naked, she simply shrugged her shoulders, got on her knees and began praying while seemingly mumbling a song.
    "What are you praying for Peggy?" Hank said.
    Peggy laughed. "Don't be jealous Hank, but I am praying for it to start raining naked men."
    "But why on earth would you be praying for that?"
    Peggy laughed again as she looked at the guy who had prayed for this still standing there with a big thumbs up and a smile. "Well it happened once today for him, I figure that my luck has to be changing." She looked up and didn't see any signs of naked men so she shrugged her shoulders. "Well I know what I want to do now."
    "What's that?"
    "I want to find my freaking clothing!" Peggy said as she took the parachute and used it to cover up her naked body as everybody had a good laugh as she continued to stand there, blushing and realizing that her clothing was probably a couple of thousand feet in the air and wasn't likely to be coming down anytime soon, and that it would probably be a very long walk home.

 

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