The Play's the Thing but so's the Nudity!
I have to admit I am on one of my fetish kicks again so I have been writing a lot of these nudity stories that I have been thinking about lately, and I am probably going to start a new novella soon of one of my longer nudity stories because I'm really in the mood for one right now, and I feel I could write it really rapidly, even though I still have that big collection of naked stories as well as my x-ray vision novella to publish, which I will have to try harder to get around to doing sometime in the next month hopefully, but I am a really terrible procrastinator even when it's something I do want to do.
But anyway here's a story that I wrote last night. This is a rare story that involves mutual male and female nudity where both of them are equally embarrassed by being naked together. This is about two characters who are literally named Romeo and Juliet getting the starring roles in the play that bears their name, only to find out that it's a special version of the play where they have to get naked, so they will have to learn to overcome their personality differences and their inhibitions in order to let the show go on. It then results in lots of embarrassing situations involving public nudity! Enjoy! I'm still feeling on a fetish kick so maybe I will go write another story now and post it before the day is over!
The Play's the Thing but so's the Nudity!
"But I just have to get this role, I mean my name is actually Juliet, so the main role was basically created for me," Juliet said as she pointed to herself.
"You do realize that this play was written over 400 years ago, so I doubt Shakespeare was writing this role specifically for you, or if he was he was doing it for every person named Juliet, of whom there are probably millions," Vanessa said.
"Well hey my name is really Romeo so I should get the part," Romeo said.
"Gag me with a stick," Juliet said as she made a gagging motion and pointed to her tongue that was sticking out of her mouth. "If some swaggering jerk like you gets the role of Romeo I don't even think I want to be in this play anymore."
"Hey I wouldn't mind being the lead in the play," Vanessa said. "Everybody knows that I'm a much better actress than you are."
"I just know that I am the best actor around," Romeo said as he pointed to himself.
"Okay up next we have Juliet auditioning for the role of, well how about that, Juliet," the director Rodrigo said as he pointed to the stage.
"Oh Romeo oh Romeo, where art thou Romeo," Juliet said on the stage.
"Excellent, the way you annunciated like that was just perfect," Roderigo said. "I think that I have found my Juliet. And you just look the part. I don't think I need to see or hear anymore, you've got the role."
"I knew I had it in the bag," Juliet said as she walked off the stage confidently and came over to Vanessa and stuck out her tongue.
"Well you may have gotten the lead but I'm sure that I'll still get a really great role," Vanessa said.
"Now auditioning for the role of Romeo is, well how about that, Romeo," Roderigo said. "We have a real life Romeo and Juliet here today. Well let's see if you have any acting talent young man."
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day," Romeo said.
"Excellent, that is absolutely excellent!" Roderigo said. "I have found my Romeo!"
"What, but you only heard one line from him!" Juliet shouted.
"But he only heard one line from you as well," Vanessa said.
"Shut up Vanessa!" Juliet shouted as she walked up to the stage. "You actually expect me to act alongside the swaggering jerk?"
"And you actually expect me to act alongside this prima donna," Romeo said as they began shouting at each other.
"Yes, yes this is excellent, not only are you named after the actual characters but you have excellent chemistry and you are both very physically attractive," Roderigo said.
"Well I can't argue with that," Juliet said as she smiled while Romeo started doing all sorts of muscle flexing.
"I can't wait to see how you look at doing your lines naked!" Roderigo said.
"Doing our lines naked?!" Romeo and Juliet said as they looked at each other before looking at Roderigo.
"Yes, didn't you read, this is going to be a naked production of Romeo and Juliet," Roderigo said.
"So the entire cast is going to be naked?" Romeo said.
Roderigo laughed. "No of course not, that would just be ridiculous. It's just the two of you who will be naked!"
"Wait a minute ,why are we the only ones who have to be naked?" Juliet asked as she stormed over to Roderigo.
"I'm trying to make a point about social ostracism," Roderigo said. "By having the two of you appear naked and vulnerable in front of the world everyone will realize that you are two lovers who have been rejected by society who stand out alone and naked in front of the world for all to see."
"Somehow I doubt this is what Shakespeare had in mind when he wrote the play," Juliet said.
"In Shakespeare's time men played the roles of women as well," Roderigo said.
"Well at least they got to keep their clothing on!" Juliet shouted as she put her hands on her hips.
"Are you saying that you guys don't want to be the starring role of a play that's going to be seen by thousands of people and bring in potentially millions of dollars?" Roderigo said.
"That's right!" Juliet shouted. "Wait a minute, did you say thousands of people and millions of dollars?"
"Millions of dollars?" Romeo asked.
"Yes, this is a big production and I think that anybody who stars in this show is going to go on to become famous and rich," Roderigo said. "But if you really don't want the roles I suppose I will have to find myself another Romeo and Juliet who aren't quite so shy about acting in the buff."
"I have no problem with being naked," Romeo said. "Although I couldn't blame her for being embarrassed about showing her naked form to the entire world."
"I am not embarrassed, women are just more modest than swaggering jerks like you," Juliet said.
"Look at all the passion between you two, this is going to translate excellently to the stage!" Roderigo said as he clapped his hands together and stood up and put his arms around them. "I knew the moment I saw you that you would be the stars of the show. So are you sure that you won't reconsider?"
"Well I do want to be rich and famous," Romeo said.
"I guess I don't want to turn down such a great opportunity," Juliet said as she and Romeo stared daggers at each other.
"Have fun being naked, now I'm glad I didn't get the role and get to keep my clothes on," Vanessa said as she smirked at them and walked away.
"Excellent, why don't you to start practicing together completely naked?!" Roderigo said.
"Right here?" Juliet asked as she ran her hands down her dress dusting it off.
"Right now?" Romeo asked as he swallowed deeply and pulled out his collar.
"Sure, let's see if your chemistry translates as well when you are naked," Roderigo said with a big smile on his face.
"I'm not afraid to get naked," Romeo said as he stormed onto stage.
"Me neither," Juliet said as she stormed right up to him.
"So go ahead, take it off," Romeo said with a perverted looking smile.
"Why don't you take it off first?" Juliet said.
"I'm being a gentleman, ladies first."
The two of them stood there staring at each other with angry looks on their faces.
Roderigo came over to them shaking his head. "My my my, you will definitely have to get over your prudish inhibitions. Shakespeare certainly wouldn't have such inhibitions. You two definitely need to practice getting naked with each other. In fact I suggest that you spend as much time naked together as possible to prepare for the play."
"Get naked with him," Juliet said shaking her head and pointing at Romeo.
"Get naked with her," Romeo said as he pointed at Juliet and shook his head.
"Yes, and then you will get naked in front of thousands of people and make us millions of dollars and bring us the fame that we all deserve!" Roderigo said as he once again put his arms around them.
The two of them looked at each other with a look of disgust before shaking their heads.
"I guess we should take down each other's information then," Juliet said as she wrote down her phone number.
"Fine," Romeo said as he gave Juliet his number.
The two of them stormed out of the theater looking at each other and sticking out their tongues before going their separate ways down different streets.
Juliet was horrified at the idea of appearing naked in front of Romeo, because she felt he was kind of a pervert. Romeo for his part didn't want to admit that he was completely and utterly shy about appearing in front of a woman naked outside of a purely sexual context. Neither of them wanted to admit that to each other but they knew that they would have to practice for the play sometime, so they decided to get together at a neutral location.
"I can't believe that we are meeting at an abandoned warehouse," Romeo said.
"Well I don't want some pervert like you knowing where I live," Juliet said shaking her head.
"Well that's good, because I don't want some type of crazy bitch like you knowing where I live either," Romeo said as he shook his head and looked away from her. They both looked away from each other with their backs turned for several moments before they realized how this wasn't going to work in the long term and they turned and faced one another.
"Look we're going to have to do this sooner or later, and if we are going to do this in front of thousands of people we have to find some way to get comfortable being naked," Juliet said shaking her head. "Now this place is entirely abandoned, so nobody's going to bother us."
Romeo nodded. "Okay maybe we don't get along, but you are right, we're just going to have to be professional actors about this and get naked. Getting naked is no big deal, I mean the play's the thing right?"
"The play and the nudity," Juliet said shaking her head. "But you are right, let's just be professional about this and treat the whole situation like mature actors."
"Okay, so go ahead and get naked," Romeo said.
"But I don't want to get naked first, why don't you get naked first?"
"Because you're the woman, the woman should always get naked first."
"Well that's sexist, why should I have to get naked first?"
"Well why should I have to get naked first just because I'm the guy, isn't that sexist as well?"
"Okay we will both get naked together at the same time, is that okay?"
"Okay fine."
The two of them stood there staring at each other not moving.
"So well are you going to get started?" Romeo asked.
"Are you? Look this is stupid, let's just both get naked on the count of three okay."
The two of them nodded.
"1, 2, 3," they both said simultaneously as they both stood there doing nothing.
"You didn't get undressed!" Juliet shouted.
"Neither did you!" Romeo shouted back as they once again got right up in each other's faces.
The two of them backed away from each other and very slowly Juliet began to reach for her skirt and slowly started getting undressed as Romeo stood there watching with his voyeur's eye.
"Well are you going to get undressed as well?" Juliet said as she stood there stripped down to her underwear.
"I will, just give me a minute!" Romeo said as he sort of shifted his feet in the dirt and scratched the back of his head.
"I am not going to take off one more piece of clothing until you are completely naked," Juliet said as she folded her arms underneath her breasts and looked away from him.
"Okay, but can you turn around," Romeo said as he waved his hand in the direction behind her.
"What, are you serious?" Juliet said. "A swaggering person like you is shy about getting undressed in front of a woman? What's the matter, you can't do the full Monty?"
"Will you just turn around already, okay!"
"Fine," Juliet said as she turned her back towards him with her arms still crossed. "Let me know when you have finally taken it all off." Juliet waited for a minute but heard nothing. "Well, have you taken it off yet? I can't believe this, just take it off." Juliet turned around and saw him standing there naked covering up his junk with his hands and blushing as she struggled to suppress giggles.
"Hey it's not funny, now you fulfill your half of the bargain, strip out of those panties!"
"Okay just give me a moment," Juliet said as she slowly removed her bra before placing her arm across her breasts and then removed her panties and put her hand between her legs.
The two of them stood there naked and covering up and blushing and trembling.
"Okay this isn't going to work," Juliet said. "If we can't get completely naked and uncovered in front of each other and be fully professional about it how can we expect to get naked in front of thousands of people on stage?"
"On the count of three?" Romeo asked.
Juliet nodded as they counted to three and removed their hands from their bodies at which point Juliet quickly put her hand over her mouth to try and suppress shock as she stood there looking at Romeo, with his erect penis pointing directly at her.
"Oh geez," Romeo said as he once again covered up, or rater struggled to cover up, his throbbing erection and was now blushing more brightly than ever.
Juliet suppressed her laughter and tried to compose herself. "You know what, let's be mature about this and professional about this. These things happen. You saw an attractive naked woman standing in front of you, so I'm not going to blame you for, well you know." Juliet couldn't help but try to suppress a smile.
"But this has to be by far the most embarrassing moment of my life," Romeo said.
"Like I said, let's be professional and mature about this," Juliet said. "Even though you have a huge raging stiffy pointing right at me!" She started bursting out in laughter and smacking her hands against her knees.
"Hey stop laughing, I can see your boobs and other areas of your anatomy," Romeo said as Juliet sort of covered herself up again.
"You're right, I was being unprofessional," Juliet said as she removed her hands and placed them at her side and took a deep breath. "We have to find some way to get through this. Now let's just practice our lines and try to forget about the fact that we are both completely buck naked in an abandoned warehouse."
Romeo nodded. "Okay, I'll just try not to think about the fact that there is a naked woman in front of me and that she is staring at my erection. I am sure that once we start saying some lines it will go down and we can put this whole awkward experience behind us."
Much to their amazement, once they stopped focusing on the fact that they were both buck naked, they were able to start practicing their lines with some degree of professionalism. Although they stopped every couple of moments to point out the fact that they were holding up their scripts strategically in a way that tried to hide their nudity from one another.
After they had practiced for about an hour they were starting to feel a lot more comfortable around each other.
"You know this was extremely awkward, but it wasn't so bad," Juliet said.
"Yeah, I have to admit I was a bit of a jerk at first," Romeo said shaking his head. "The fact is I was really uncomfortable about getting naked in front of you, but you really are a professional actress, and I'll thank you for making me feel so comfortable in my own skin for perhaps the first time ever."
"Hey, the play is just as important to me as it is to you, now come on, let's get dressed. Hey, wait a minute, where's our clothing?"
"It was right here," Romeo said as he pointed to the floor. "I remember it was right here exactly."
"Looking for this naked boy!" a teenager shouted holding up an iPhone that he appeared to be recording them with as he held up their clothing and began running away.
"Hey, get back here you little brat!" Juliet said as she began running after him before stopping short.
"Why did you stop chasing him?" Romeo said as he caught up to her.
"Because we are buck naked!" Juliet said as she once again began covering up herself as Romeo did likewise.
"So now what do we do?"
"I don't know, just let me think a minute. I was going to say I could call my friend, except that little brat stole my purse with my cell phone in it!"
"My cell phone was in my pants pocket."
"Great, so we are really screwed now!"
"Maybe not, I wasn't going to tell you this originally, but now that I kind of trust you I can tell you that my apartment building is only a few blocks away. Maybe we can get there before anyone sees us."
"What are you crazy, you want us to walk outside naked into the streets like this?"
"Do you have a better idea? We can't just stay here forever."
"I just wish that little brat hadn't stolen our clothing and everything!" Juliet shouted as she paced back and forth. "Is it just me or is there a draft in here?"
The two of them both had a good laugh about that.
"So should we make a run for my apartment?" Romeo said.
Juliet nodded. "Okay, let's just check to see if the coast is clear and then we will make a run for it!"
They looked around the corner of the warehouse and Romeo pointed the way and they started running down the street.
"It's only a few blocks away, I think we're going to make it!" Romeo said as they began running just as all the street lights began coming on illuminating them to a whole bunch of people who were walking out into the streets who started pointing and clicking cameras.
"Now what do we do?" Juliet said as she tried to cover herself up.
"Keep running, it's just down the block!" Romeo said as he pointed and the two of them began running with their asses jiggling and with Juliet's breasts swinging back and forth, despite her best efforts to hold on them in place.
The two of them ran as fast as their legs would carry them as more and more people started following them and videotaping them.
"We made it!" Romeo said as he got to the door. "Oh crap, I forgot something really important."
"What's that?" Juliet asked as she stood there shivering in the cold, now fully covered with goosebumps.
"My apartment keys were in my pants pocket as well," Romeo said as the two of them turned and faced the crowd that was gathering around and taking photos and videos of them.
The two of them looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, took one hand and covered up their genitals as Juliet used her other arm to cover up her breasts and sheepishly they waved to the audience who started whistling and cheering.
The night of the play.
"Well that publicity stunt that you two did caused us to get a lot of positive press," Roderigo said. "I am so proud of both of you."
"Well the important thing is that after a humiliating situation like that I don't really feel embarrassed being naked in public anymore," Juliet said.
"Me neither," Romeo said as he shook his head. "I have to admit that that whole situation really put things in perspective and now I no longer feel embarrassed about being naked on stage. In fact the two of us spent a lot of time naked together this week, and I think that now we are both really comfortable around each other, and we actually do have some pretty good chemistry."
"I knew you two would be perfect together," Roderigo said as he put his arms around them. "Now the two of you go out there on stage and get naked and show your best side to the world!"
As Romeo and Juliet walked naked onto the stage as everybody clapped and gave them a standing ovation the play began as the spotlight fell upon them. The two of them stood there looking at each other naked as the theater filled with silence.
"What's wrong with them, why aren't they saying anything?" Roderigo said as he shook his head.
The two of them got close to each other and began whispering.
"You know in all the time that we spent trying to get comfortable being naked around each other we didn't really practice our lines that much and now I think that I have forgotten them," Juliet said.
"Me too, what do we do now?" Romeo said.
As the two of them turned to the audience staring at them in silence they simply stood there waving sheepishly and smiling as they realized that there were some things that were more embarrassing than being naked in public, like being naked on stage and forgetting their lines and having nothing else to say to distract from the fact that they were naked.
But anyway here's a story that I wrote last night. This is a rare story that involves mutual male and female nudity where both of them are equally embarrassed by being naked together. This is about two characters who are literally named Romeo and Juliet getting the starring roles in the play that bears their name, only to find out that it's a special version of the play where they have to get naked, so they will have to learn to overcome their personality differences and their inhibitions in order to let the show go on. It then results in lots of embarrassing situations involving public nudity! Enjoy! I'm still feeling on a fetish kick so maybe I will go write another story now and post it before the day is over!
The Play's the Thing but so's the Nudity!
"But I just have to get this role, I mean my name is actually Juliet, so the main role was basically created for me," Juliet said as she pointed to herself.
"You do realize that this play was written over 400 years ago, so I doubt Shakespeare was writing this role specifically for you, or if he was he was doing it for every person named Juliet, of whom there are probably millions," Vanessa said.
"Well hey my name is really Romeo so I should get the part," Romeo said.
"Gag me with a stick," Juliet said as she made a gagging motion and pointed to her tongue that was sticking out of her mouth. "If some swaggering jerk like you gets the role of Romeo I don't even think I want to be in this play anymore."
"Hey I wouldn't mind being the lead in the play," Vanessa said. "Everybody knows that I'm a much better actress than you are."
"I just know that I am the best actor around," Romeo said as he pointed to himself.
"Okay up next we have Juliet auditioning for the role of, well how about that, Juliet," the director Rodrigo said as he pointed to the stage.
"Oh Romeo oh Romeo, where art thou Romeo," Juliet said on the stage.
"Excellent, the way you annunciated like that was just perfect," Roderigo said. "I think that I have found my Juliet. And you just look the part. I don't think I need to see or hear anymore, you've got the role."
"I knew I had it in the bag," Juliet said as she walked off the stage confidently and came over to Vanessa and stuck out her tongue.
"Well you may have gotten the lead but I'm sure that I'll still get a really great role," Vanessa said.
"Now auditioning for the role of Romeo is, well how about that, Romeo," Roderigo said. "We have a real life Romeo and Juliet here today. Well let's see if you have any acting talent young man."
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day," Romeo said.
"Excellent, that is absolutely excellent!" Roderigo said. "I have found my Romeo!"
"What, but you only heard one line from him!" Juliet shouted.
"But he only heard one line from you as well," Vanessa said.
"Shut up Vanessa!" Juliet shouted as she walked up to the stage. "You actually expect me to act alongside the swaggering jerk?"
"And you actually expect me to act alongside this prima donna," Romeo said as they began shouting at each other.
"Yes, yes this is excellent, not only are you named after the actual characters but you have excellent chemistry and you are both very physically attractive," Roderigo said.
"Well I can't argue with that," Juliet said as she smiled while Romeo started doing all sorts of muscle flexing.
"I can't wait to see how you look at doing your lines naked!" Roderigo said.
"Doing our lines naked?!" Romeo and Juliet said as they looked at each other before looking at Roderigo.
"Yes, didn't you read, this is going to be a naked production of Romeo and Juliet," Roderigo said.
"So the entire cast is going to be naked?" Romeo said.
Roderigo laughed. "No of course not, that would just be ridiculous. It's just the two of you who will be naked!"
"Wait a minute ,why are we the only ones who have to be naked?" Juliet asked as she stormed over to Roderigo.
"I'm trying to make a point about social ostracism," Roderigo said. "By having the two of you appear naked and vulnerable in front of the world everyone will realize that you are two lovers who have been rejected by society who stand out alone and naked in front of the world for all to see."
"Somehow I doubt this is what Shakespeare had in mind when he wrote the play," Juliet said.
"In Shakespeare's time men played the roles of women as well," Roderigo said.
"Well at least they got to keep their clothing on!" Juliet shouted as she put her hands on her hips.
"Are you saying that you guys don't want to be the starring role of a play that's going to be seen by thousands of people and bring in potentially millions of dollars?" Roderigo said.
"That's right!" Juliet shouted. "Wait a minute, did you say thousands of people and millions of dollars?"
"Millions of dollars?" Romeo asked.
"Yes, this is a big production and I think that anybody who stars in this show is going to go on to become famous and rich," Roderigo said. "But if you really don't want the roles I suppose I will have to find myself another Romeo and Juliet who aren't quite so shy about acting in the buff."
"I have no problem with being naked," Romeo said. "Although I couldn't blame her for being embarrassed about showing her naked form to the entire world."
"I am not embarrassed, women are just more modest than swaggering jerks like you," Juliet said.
"Look at all the passion between you two, this is going to translate excellently to the stage!" Roderigo said as he clapped his hands together and stood up and put his arms around them. "I knew the moment I saw you that you would be the stars of the show. So are you sure that you won't reconsider?"
"Well I do want to be rich and famous," Romeo said.
"I guess I don't want to turn down such a great opportunity," Juliet said as she and Romeo stared daggers at each other.
"Have fun being naked, now I'm glad I didn't get the role and get to keep my clothes on," Vanessa said as she smirked at them and walked away.
"Excellent, why don't you to start practicing together completely naked?!" Roderigo said.
"Right here?" Juliet asked as she ran her hands down her dress dusting it off.
"Right now?" Romeo asked as he swallowed deeply and pulled out his collar.
"Sure, let's see if your chemistry translates as well when you are naked," Roderigo said with a big smile on his face.
"I'm not afraid to get naked," Romeo said as he stormed onto stage.
"Me neither," Juliet said as she stormed right up to him.
"So go ahead, take it off," Romeo said with a perverted looking smile.
"Why don't you take it off first?" Juliet said.
"I'm being a gentleman, ladies first."
The two of them stood there staring at each other with angry looks on their faces.
Roderigo came over to them shaking his head. "My my my, you will definitely have to get over your prudish inhibitions. Shakespeare certainly wouldn't have such inhibitions. You two definitely need to practice getting naked with each other. In fact I suggest that you spend as much time naked together as possible to prepare for the play."
"Get naked with him," Juliet said shaking her head and pointing at Romeo.
"Get naked with her," Romeo said as he pointed at Juliet and shook his head.
"Yes, and then you will get naked in front of thousands of people and make us millions of dollars and bring us the fame that we all deserve!" Roderigo said as he once again put his arms around them.
The two of them looked at each other with a look of disgust before shaking their heads.
"I guess we should take down each other's information then," Juliet said as she wrote down her phone number.
"Fine," Romeo said as he gave Juliet his number.
The two of them stormed out of the theater looking at each other and sticking out their tongues before going their separate ways down different streets.
Juliet was horrified at the idea of appearing naked in front of Romeo, because she felt he was kind of a pervert. Romeo for his part didn't want to admit that he was completely and utterly shy about appearing in front of a woman naked outside of a purely sexual context. Neither of them wanted to admit that to each other but they knew that they would have to practice for the play sometime, so they decided to get together at a neutral location.
"I can't believe that we are meeting at an abandoned warehouse," Romeo said.
"Well I don't want some pervert like you knowing where I live," Juliet said shaking her head.
"Well that's good, because I don't want some type of crazy bitch like you knowing where I live either," Romeo said as he shook his head and looked away from her. They both looked away from each other with their backs turned for several moments before they realized how this wasn't going to work in the long term and they turned and faced one another.
"Look we're going to have to do this sooner or later, and if we are going to do this in front of thousands of people we have to find some way to get comfortable being naked," Juliet said shaking her head. "Now this place is entirely abandoned, so nobody's going to bother us."
Romeo nodded. "Okay maybe we don't get along, but you are right, we're just going to have to be professional actors about this and get naked. Getting naked is no big deal, I mean the play's the thing right?"
"The play and the nudity," Juliet said shaking her head. "But you are right, let's just be professional about this and treat the whole situation like mature actors."
"Okay, so go ahead and get naked," Romeo said.
"But I don't want to get naked first, why don't you get naked first?"
"Because you're the woman, the woman should always get naked first."
"Well that's sexist, why should I have to get naked first?"
"Well why should I have to get naked first just because I'm the guy, isn't that sexist as well?"
"Okay we will both get naked together at the same time, is that okay?"
"Okay fine."
The two of them stood there staring at each other not moving.
"So well are you going to get started?" Romeo asked.
"Are you? Look this is stupid, let's just both get naked on the count of three okay."
The two of them nodded.
"1, 2, 3," they both said simultaneously as they both stood there doing nothing.
"You didn't get undressed!" Juliet shouted.
"Neither did you!" Romeo shouted back as they once again got right up in each other's faces.
The two of them backed away from each other and very slowly Juliet began to reach for her skirt and slowly started getting undressed as Romeo stood there watching with his voyeur's eye.
"Well are you going to get undressed as well?" Juliet said as she stood there stripped down to her underwear.
"I will, just give me a minute!" Romeo said as he sort of shifted his feet in the dirt and scratched the back of his head.
"I am not going to take off one more piece of clothing until you are completely naked," Juliet said as she folded her arms underneath her breasts and looked away from him.
"Okay, but can you turn around," Romeo said as he waved his hand in the direction behind her.
"What, are you serious?" Juliet said. "A swaggering person like you is shy about getting undressed in front of a woman? What's the matter, you can't do the full Monty?"
"Will you just turn around already, okay!"
"Fine," Juliet said as she turned her back towards him with her arms still crossed. "Let me know when you have finally taken it all off." Juliet waited for a minute but heard nothing. "Well, have you taken it off yet? I can't believe this, just take it off." Juliet turned around and saw him standing there naked covering up his junk with his hands and blushing as she struggled to suppress giggles.
"Hey it's not funny, now you fulfill your half of the bargain, strip out of those panties!"
"Okay just give me a moment," Juliet said as she slowly removed her bra before placing her arm across her breasts and then removed her panties and put her hand between her legs.
The two of them stood there naked and covering up and blushing and trembling.
"Okay this isn't going to work," Juliet said. "If we can't get completely naked and uncovered in front of each other and be fully professional about it how can we expect to get naked in front of thousands of people on stage?"
"On the count of three?" Romeo asked.
Juliet nodded as they counted to three and removed their hands from their bodies at which point Juliet quickly put her hand over her mouth to try and suppress shock as she stood there looking at Romeo, with his erect penis pointing directly at her.
"Oh geez," Romeo said as he once again covered up, or rater struggled to cover up, his throbbing erection and was now blushing more brightly than ever.
Juliet suppressed her laughter and tried to compose herself. "You know what, let's be mature about this and professional about this. These things happen. You saw an attractive naked woman standing in front of you, so I'm not going to blame you for, well you know." Juliet couldn't help but try to suppress a smile.
"But this has to be by far the most embarrassing moment of my life," Romeo said.
"Like I said, let's be professional and mature about this," Juliet said. "Even though you have a huge raging stiffy pointing right at me!" She started bursting out in laughter and smacking her hands against her knees.
"Hey stop laughing, I can see your boobs and other areas of your anatomy," Romeo said as Juliet sort of covered herself up again.
"You're right, I was being unprofessional," Juliet said as she removed her hands and placed them at her side and took a deep breath. "We have to find some way to get through this. Now let's just practice our lines and try to forget about the fact that we are both completely buck naked in an abandoned warehouse."
Romeo nodded. "Okay, I'll just try not to think about the fact that there is a naked woman in front of me and that she is staring at my erection. I am sure that once we start saying some lines it will go down and we can put this whole awkward experience behind us."
Much to their amazement, once they stopped focusing on the fact that they were both buck naked, they were able to start practicing their lines with some degree of professionalism. Although they stopped every couple of moments to point out the fact that they were holding up their scripts strategically in a way that tried to hide their nudity from one another.
After they had practiced for about an hour they were starting to feel a lot more comfortable around each other.
"You know this was extremely awkward, but it wasn't so bad," Juliet said.
"Yeah, I have to admit I was a bit of a jerk at first," Romeo said shaking his head. "The fact is I was really uncomfortable about getting naked in front of you, but you really are a professional actress, and I'll thank you for making me feel so comfortable in my own skin for perhaps the first time ever."
"Hey, the play is just as important to me as it is to you, now come on, let's get dressed. Hey, wait a minute, where's our clothing?"
"It was right here," Romeo said as he pointed to the floor. "I remember it was right here exactly."
"Looking for this naked boy!" a teenager shouted holding up an iPhone that he appeared to be recording them with as he held up their clothing and began running away.
"Hey, get back here you little brat!" Juliet said as she began running after him before stopping short.
"Why did you stop chasing him?" Romeo said as he caught up to her.
"Because we are buck naked!" Juliet said as she once again began covering up herself as Romeo did likewise.
"So now what do we do?"
"I don't know, just let me think a minute. I was going to say I could call my friend, except that little brat stole my purse with my cell phone in it!"
"My cell phone was in my pants pocket."
"Great, so we are really screwed now!"
"Maybe not, I wasn't going to tell you this originally, but now that I kind of trust you I can tell you that my apartment building is only a few blocks away. Maybe we can get there before anyone sees us."
"What are you crazy, you want us to walk outside naked into the streets like this?"
"Do you have a better idea? We can't just stay here forever."
"I just wish that little brat hadn't stolen our clothing and everything!" Juliet shouted as she paced back and forth. "Is it just me or is there a draft in here?"
The two of them both had a good laugh about that.
"So should we make a run for my apartment?" Romeo said.
Juliet nodded. "Okay, let's just check to see if the coast is clear and then we will make a run for it!"
They looked around the corner of the warehouse and Romeo pointed the way and they started running down the street.
"It's only a few blocks away, I think we're going to make it!" Romeo said as they began running just as all the street lights began coming on illuminating them to a whole bunch of people who were walking out into the streets who started pointing and clicking cameras.
"Now what do we do?" Juliet said as she tried to cover herself up.
"Keep running, it's just down the block!" Romeo said as he pointed and the two of them began running with their asses jiggling and with Juliet's breasts swinging back and forth, despite her best efforts to hold on them in place.
The two of them ran as fast as their legs would carry them as more and more people started following them and videotaping them.
"We made it!" Romeo said as he got to the door. "Oh crap, I forgot something really important."
"What's that?" Juliet asked as she stood there shivering in the cold, now fully covered with goosebumps.
"My apartment keys were in my pants pocket as well," Romeo said as the two of them turned and faced the crowd that was gathering around and taking photos and videos of them.
The two of them looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders, took one hand and covered up their genitals as Juliet used her other arm to cover up her breasts and sheepishly they waved to the audience who started whistling and cheering.
The night of the play.
"Well that publicity stunt that you two did caused us to get a lot of positive press," Roderigo said. "I am so proud of both of you."
"Well the important thing is that after a humiliating situation like that I don't really feel embarrassed being naked in public anymore," Juliet said.
"Me neither," Romeo said as he shook his head. "I have to admit that that whole situation really put things in perspective and now I no longer feel embarrassed about being naked on stage. In fact the two of us spent a lot of time naked together this week, and I think that now we are both really comfortable around each other, and we actually do have some pretty good chemistry."
"I knew you two would be perfect together," Roderigo said as he put his arms around them. "Now the two of you go out there on stage and get naked and show your best side to the world!"
As Romeo and Juliet walked naked onto the stage as everybody clapped and gave them a standing ovation the play began as the spotlight fell upon them. The two of them stood there looking at each other naked as the theater filled with silence.
"What's wrong with them, why aren't they saying anything?" Roderigo said as he shook his head.
The two of them got close to each other and began whispering.
"You know in all the time that we spent trying to get comfortable being naked around each other we didn't really practice our lines that much and now I think that I have forgotten them," Juliet said.
"Me too, what do we do now?" Romeo said.
As the two of them turned to the audience staring at them in silence they simply stood there waving sheepishly and smiling as they realized that there were some things that were more embarrassing than being naked in public, like being naked on stage and forgetting their lines and having nothing else to say to distract from the fact that they were naked.
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