Our Unbearably Embarrassing Extended Late-Night Skinny-Dipping on the Beach
I have a new story today that was inspired by the movie No Hard Feelings. In that movie there's this great scene where a man and woman are skinny-dipping, and then somebody ends up stealing their clothing on the woman basically fights them naked, and I thought what would happen in a situation like that of the people got away leaving them naked on the beach. So this is a pretty good story involving naked in public, embarrassed nude female and male, public nudity and all varieties of one-sided nudity, so I hope you enjoy.
Our Unbearably Embarrassing Extended Late-Night Skinny-Dipping on the Beach
Jeff was glad that Mandy finally agreed to go out with him. In fact he was surprised, because she actually was the one who asked him out, as he didn't think that he would have the courage to ask her out, he kept giving her hints that he wanted to go out with her, but he never made a move, and then suddenly, perhaps realizing that he was too shy to actually ask the question, she asked if he wanted to go to the beach with her one evening.
Jeff was extremely nervous though, he actually hadn't been on all that many dates and his dates had never gone very far. He had dated only one other woman before, and that had been a fairly short-lived affair, once again because he had crippling shyness and social anxiety.
Since Jeff couldn't yet afford a car, Mandy ended up picking him up and taking him down to the beach, and they had a good time sitting around in the evening sun as the sun was setting. There was definitely something romantic about watching the sunset together, and Jeff had to admit Mandy looked really great in that fairly skimpy bikini that she was wearing.
As the night was approaching, and the beach was clearing out, Jeff figured that soon it was probably going to be the end of their date. He wasn't expecting anything else to come afterwards, it was after all a first date, and Jeff certainly didn't know how to make a move on Mandy, so he figured he would just let her set the pace of the relationship. Even though that was what had ended his previous relationship with Wendy, he just didn't have the level of confidence necessary to ask a woman if she would like to have sex with him. Truthfully he was still a virgin, and he didn't know how to navigate these situations very easily.
"Well I guess it's getting dark, you probably want to go home," Jeff said before Mandy grabbed his arm and smiled. "But we could always stay a little bit longer if that's what you want."
"You know it's such a nice night, and I don't see anyone else left on the beach, why don't we go skinny-dipping," Mandy said with a fiendishly evil smile on her face.
"S-skinny-dipping," Jeff said, as he suddenly felt his heart racing. This was absolutely something that he was not expecting, he had never anticipated anything remotely similar to that happening. This was their first date, and she was already asking if he wanted to go skinny-dipping, she certainly wasn't shy, that was for sure!
"Yeah, it's late at night, nobody's going to see us, it will just be the two of us, swimming, naked," and she really emphasized that last part when she said it.
Once again Jeff could feel that his pulse was quickening, he certainly wanted to see Mandy naked, but he couldn't picture himself getting naked in a public place like that. But did he really want to turn down the opportunity to see Mandy running around naked on the beach, that was certainly not the case, he definitely wanted to see that!
"Here, I'll go first to show you how easy it is," Mandy said as she first took off her top, and then slipped out of her bikini bottoms, and was standing there completely stark naked, and Jeff could immediately feel all of the blood rushing to a certain area of his anatomy very rapidly. "Well I take it from your reaction you certainly like what you are seeing, race you to the water," Mandy said as she began running towards the ocean, her blonde hair blowing in the breeze as Jeff was staring directly at her ass, her completely naked ass.
As he saw Mandy running towards the ocean, he knew it was now or never. He looked around just to make sure that there was nobody around, and he figured maybe if he ran really quickly they would both be in the water where nobody would know they were naked.
After taking a deep breath, Jeff very reluctantly but then very quickly pulled down his swimming trunks and left them on top of Mandy's bikini, and started running towards the ocean where he could see that she was already swimming and waiting for him. Rather awkwardly, he found himself covering his genitalia with his hand as he went running, and he could see that Mandy seemed to be laughing, but he soon caught up to her in the water.
"Well it looks like I won that contest," Mandy said as she was now up to her neck in water, as was Jeff.
"I got distracted for a minute there," Jeff said, but he felt he was probably blushing. He couldn't believe that he was actually a few inches away from Mandy's naked body in the freezing cold water. He had to admit he was getting goosebumps all over his body.
"You sure did, you were staring at my ass weren't you," Mandy said as she laughed and splashed him playfully. "This is the first time you've ever been skinny-dipping isn't it?"
"No, I've gone skinny-dipping before," Jeff said, trying to sound convincing but feeling he probably was not a very good liar, especially when he was freezing cold and buck naked in the ocean like that.
Mandy smiled and could tell that he was lying. "Oh really, when and where and with whom?"
"I can't remember exactly, it has been quite a while," he said once again trying his best to be a convincing liar, but once again failing miserably.
"It's okay Jeff, I get it, I realize that you are shy and this is probably quite the experience for you, hope you are enjoying it."
"It certainly an experience, I will say that much," Jeff said laughing nervously, and he was still feeling rather cold, but he could also tell that he was as hard as a rock in spite of that. "It's a bit cold, don't you think?"
"We just have to keep moving, come on follow after me," Mandy said as Jeff began swimming out to sea with her.
Truth be told is that Jeff hadn't really swam that far out in the ocean before, he was always one to remain close to shore, especially at night when there were no lifeguards on duty. But soon he found himself swimming out to the ocean with Mandy, and soon they were inches away, floating in the ocean and looking at each other, and it looked like Mandy was about to kiss him when out of the corner of his eye he could see something off in the distance.
"So are you going to kiss me or what?" Mandy said.
"There's a bunch of people over where we left our clothing and phones and car keys," Jeff said as he pointed to the people who were off in the distance and seemed to be running away quickly.
"Holy shit, thieves, we have to go stop them," Mandy said as she began swimming. "Come on, what are you waiting for?"
"But we are naked, are we just going to go out there and confront them while we are naked?"
"Well if we don't catch them I think that we are going to be finding ourselves in a very awkward position, so I think that we should pick up the pace a little bit," Mandy said as began swimming to the shore, and then when she finally got out of the ocean she began running like a bat out of hell, and Jeff couldn't help but continue to stare at her ass and see everything bobbing up and down, seeing a woman running completely naked was quite the sight!
Jeff continued swimming after Mandy, but he was reluctant to come out of the water because he was still sprouting a very obvious erection in spite of all of this. Something about the danger of that was actually making his adrenaline run faster, even though he was completely terrified, and he couldn't deny that seeing Mandy chasing after those people buck naked like that was certainly an arousing sight.
Reluctantly he just began running over, once again trying to cover himself up as best he could, and eventually caught up to Mandy.
"Son of a bitch, God dammit!" Mandy shouted, as she could see that the people who had stolen her clothing and phone and car keys had gotten completely away. They had too much of a head start and they had already vanished.
"They got away," Jeff said, stating the obvious but feeling stupid for having to do so.
"No shit Sherlock," Mandy said as she put her hands on her hips and somehow she still looked sexy in spite of the fact that she was clearly pissed off, or perhaps even more so because of it, and that was only making it harder and harder for Jeff to conceal his arousal. "You enjoying this?"
"I knew this was a bad idea," Jeff said now suddenly starting to panic. "What do we do now?"
Mandy started pacing around, and once again Jeff couldn't control the fact that watching her pace around naked like that was keeping the blood flowing down to a certain area of his anatomy. "Well it seems like you are still enjoying this aren't you?"
"No, this is terrible, but I mean you are still really hot even when you are angry," Jeff said and now he knew he must be blushing profusely and he could feel the goosebumps all over his body. "I'm freezing my balls off here."
"And I'm freezing my tits off here," Mandy said as she folded her arms over her breasts but making no effort to conceal the bottom half of her anatomy, and this certainly wasn't helping Jeff's situation, because as mortifying and embarrassing as it was he couldn't deny that it was also a very titillating situation. He had never been naked with a woman before, and now he was naked out on the beach at night with a woman.
"This is pretty bad," Jeff said, still trying to cover himself up.
"Yeah I'm the one who lost my car, my phone and my clothing." Now Mandy was visibly shivering from the cold.
"I lost my clothing too," Jeff said, feeling that stating the obvious wasn't helping the situation any. "So what do we do now?"
"Well normally in an emergency I would call for help on my phone, except I don't have my phone."
"Are we going to freeze to death?" Jeff really had no idea what to do in a situation like this, in fact in situations like this he tended to have anxiety attacks and panic attacks.
"It's cold, but it's not that cold, I don't think that we are going to freeze to death or anything," Mandy said rubbing her body for warmth, which once again was kind of turning Jeff on in spite of everything. "I think that we should just keep moving so that we stay warm, and hopefully maybe we will find somebody who can help us."
The two of them continued walking for a while, not saying much to one another. Jeff couldn't help but constantly stare at Mandy, but whenever she turned around he tried to act like he wasn't looking. He had felt sexual tension before, but nothing like this, as this is one of those situations you could never imagine happening to anybody, the kind of things that people would write to Penthouse forum or something.
"Maybe we should go back into the water, what if somebody sees us?" Jeff eventually said.
"Well we are not going to find anybody to help us in the water, and that will just make us colder, so we just have to kind of hope that somebody finds us, anybody."
"Like this?"
"Yeah, it's embarrassing, but I guess it can't really be helped can it? We can't just stand here naked doing nothing. I just wish that I had caught up to those people, I totally would have kicked their asses."
"Kicked their asses while completely buck naked?"
"Yeah, that would be the only way to get our clothing back, it would have been better than letting them get away like that."
"I'd really like to see that!"
"I'll bet you would."
"I didn't mean it like that, it's just, I mean that would be pretty bad ass, a naked woman going around kicking people's asses."
"I do know some martial arts, just because I'm naked doesn't mean that I'm defenseless."
"Of course not, I'm just saying it's kind of awkward to do karate while everything is jiggling around."
"Maybe I should do some karate moves on you," Mandy said smiling at him and breaking the tension to some degree. "Come on, let's keep moving, even if we don't find any help at least it will help to keep us warm."
"I'm sorry I got you into all of this Mandy."
"There's no need to apologize, I was the one that just recklessly decided to get naked, sometimes I can be a little bit too impulsive like that, I guess sometimes I'm sort of an adrenaline junkie, and right now my adrenaline is going really wild."
"I'm kind of the opposite, you might have noticed but I'm a little bit shy and hesitant."
Mandy looked right at him seeing that he was blushing and smiled. "Yeah, but there's something about that, it's kind of attractive, I think maybe we balance each other out rather well. There's something cute about a guy who is clearly completely embarrassed being naked in front of a woman like that. I never felt nudity was that big of a deal, at least not until now, now that I'm out here on the beach completely buck naked, well it actually is kind of exciting."
"Hey I think I see someone off in the distance," Jeff said, as he thought that he could see a figure slowly approaching, at which point he suddenly became incredibly self-conscious.
"Well let's go meet her, come on," Mandy said as she began running towards the woman but could see that Jeff was straggling behind. "Come on Jeff, we have to face the music sooner later, don't be a pussy."
Jeff struggled to cover himself up as he reluctantly started following after Mandy, but he stopped dead in his tracks when he noticed who it was that Mandy was with. At first he didn't recognize her, but when he got close enough he saw an attractive Asian woman, the only other woman that he had been with, Wendy. What were the freaking odds?
"Oh my God, I can't let Wendy see me like this," Jeff said but he could see that Mandy was already over by Wendy, who seemed to be smiling and laughing as the two of them started walking towards him. He stood there shaking with total terror and embarrassment as he tried to get his erection to go down, but something about the situation was just making everything even more titillating.
"Jeff, well you have certainly gotten a lot less shy since the last time I saw you," Wendy said smiling. Wendy had a very fiendishly evil smile just like Mandy, and now just suddenly felt like he was outnumbered by the women 2 to 1, and that made him feel even more vulnerable, even more naked, and even more embarrassed.
"No, he is still shy, you can see that he's blushing more profusely than I am," Mandy said as she and Wendy had a good laugh.
"You have any clothing that we could put on?" Jeff said, feeling weird asking that question.
"All I have is the one piece bathing suit that I am wearing, but I could give you guys a ride back to my place and then you can call the police about your robbery, you might not want to mention this part to them though," Wendy said. "I do have a towel that you guys can use to cover yourself, just put it in your lap I guess."
"Thank you Wendy," Jeff said.
Wendy smiled that same fiendishly evil smile. "No thank you, this is going to be one of the most memorable days of my life, I think that image of you standing there naked covering up that clearly very titillated by the situation is going to be burned in my head for a long way into the future."
As Mandy and Jeff got into the back of Wendy's car and placed her towel across their laps, Jeff couldn't help but notice that Wendy was smiling the whole time and constantly looking in her rearview mirror. Considering that Jeff ended up breaking up with her because she thought that he was too shy, this must have been positively hilarious for her, seeing him sitting there completely naked next to Mandy was certainly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
They didn't make all that much conversation on the way back to Wendy's house, and when they pulled into her driveway Mandy immediately took the towel and wrapped it completely around her, leaving Jeff hanging as Wendy very slowly opened the door, looking like she was intentionally taking her time, and soon they walked into the house and closed the door behind them.
"I don't think anybody saw us," Jeff said as he turned around and he saw Wendy's roommate Samantha standing there with a huge smile on her face.
"I saw you," Samantha said as she laughed. "Holy shit Jeff, aren't you the one that Wendy broke up with because you were too damn shy? I guess you have changed a bit since then, it's a nice look on you."
As Mandy and Jeff were led into Wendy's bedroom, Wendy started catching Samantha up on what had happened. She found an outfit that Mandy could borrow that would hopefully fit her, but she didn't really have any men's clothing, but she did have a T-shirt and some shorts that would fit Jeff very tightly, but he said that it would be enough to get home with.
After Wendy drove them home, Mandy said she would immediately get on the phone with the police officers and tell them what happened, but as Jeff sat in his room that evening he had to admit there was something exciting about the fact that three women had seen him naked that evening, and he had seen at least one of them naked, and he never would have imagined this have happening, and although it was the most embarrassing day of his life he also knew it was probably the best day of his life in spite of that.
The next day Mandy and Jeff took a cab to bring the clothing back to Wendy, where she and Samantha were waiting.
"Thanks for everything Wendy, you really are the best," Jeff said.
"No thank you, maybe sometime the four of us can go to the beach together," Wendy said with a wink.
Jeff simply smiled and looked at Mandy who nodded in agreement. "You know I think that I would like that."
The inspiration for this was pretty straightforward. I was watching the movie No Hard Feelings on TV, and I was kind of disappointed because the best scene in the movie they had heavily censored to the point where they pretty much cut it out altogether almost, where there is this awesome scene where the two of them are skinny-dipping naked in the ocean, and somebody ends up stealing their clothing, so the woman ends up running after them and basically kicking their ass while completely buck naked, and then driving around with the guy naked on the hood of her car. That was just such an epically awesome scene that it inspired this story, where I asked the question what would happen if the people had gotten away with their clothing leaving them completely naked on the beach, and also stole their car keys and phone and everything.
So from there it basically just became a standard story of embarrassed naked men and women, and naturally I had to have Jeff run into his ex-girlfriend so it would make it even more embarrassing, so in the end we get in some good embarrassed nude female and embarrassed nude male, naked in public, some CFNM, some CFNF and a whole bunch of embarrassing situations, but in the end you can see that the guy in spite of his shyness found the entire experience extremely titillating, and all of the women enjoyed it as well, so there would probably be more of that in the future. The stolen swimsuit trope might be a overused one, but I really do think that it works pretty well, especially in cases like this, as it's one of those good opportunities where if people carelessly abandon their clothing it's very easy to get them into an awkward and embarrassing naked situation like that.
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