Don't Say Anything about the Naked Chick
I guess this story is a little bit similar to my other one about the Emperor's new clothes game, where the premise is that you have somebody who is the only one naked, and yet everybody is trying not to acknowledge it so that they won't lose. It's kind of a crazy premise though, because you figure if somebody was the only one naked in a group of people or in public like that it would be hard for everyone not to be talking about it, so it's a genuine challenge to be just casually going around with somebody naked and not acknowledging the fact that they are naked, which gets increasingly absurd as the story goes on, to say nothing about increasingly awkward and embarrassing for the naked individual as well. Like in a lot of my stories though I like it ultimately after the woman is humiliated naked she ultimately comes out on top and triumphant, and where the guy ends up getting his comeuppance in the end. So this story was mostly an embarrassed nude female, only one naked, naked in public story with a little bit of CFNM towards the end. Enjoy!
Don't Say Anything about the Naked Chick
"I can't believe it, they finally legalized public nudity in this city, isn't that the greatest thing ever?" Justin said.
"Oh yeah sure, I think that every guy wants to see that, you think that they're going to be lots of attractive women like yours truly just walking around naked through the town, get real," Carolyn said. "And if people were just walking around naked you can guarantee that people would be distracted and they wouldn't be talking about anything else other than the fact that there was a naked woman walking down the street."
"Hey just because a naked woman is walking down the street doesn't mean that everything just naturally stops and that people won't be able to talk about anything else."
"Yeah right, you are honestly saying that if I were walking naked down the street with you that you wouldn't just not be shutting up about it constantly, hey look Carolyn's naked right now!"
"You know once I got used to it I am sure that I would be able to just have a normal conversation with you without even mentioning the fact that you were naked. In fact I bet I would be able to ignore it completely."
"Yeah, sure you would, I'll believe it when I see it."
"Oh yeah, do you want to bet?"
"What do you mean, do I want to bet?"
"I'll bet you that if we went outside all day and you walked around naked that I would be able to act like it was perfectly normal without ever even once acknowledging the fact that you were naked."
"Even if you ran into some of your friends, you're not going to say hey look Carolyn's naked everybody! Like I said, I'll believe that when I see it. Besides this bet just sounds like it's an excuse for you to try to get me to go outside naked, honestly, do you really think I'd fall for that?"
"Well why not, you are always talking about body positivity and everything like that, I bet that you just don't really have the guts to actually go outside naked without just dying of embarrassment. You talk a big game, but when it comes down to it I think that you would probably just die of embarrassment the first time you saw somebody that you knew, or the first time that somebody made some type of objectifying comment about your body."
"Really want to bet?"
"Actually I do want to bet, I will bet you $1000 that I can go the entire day around town with you naked without ever once mentioning anything about the fact that you are naked or acknowledging that you are naked in any way, just treating it as though it were just an everyday occurrence."
"Well that would probably be the easiest money that I have ever made." Carolyn sort of laughed and snorted at the very idea of it.
"No no, it's not going to be that easy, there has to be something at stake for you as well, you need to have some type of challenge. How about this, you have to go the entire day naked with me in public but you have to not say anything about the fact that you are naked. If people start making objectifying comments about you, whistling at you, pointing at you or anything like that you just have to blow it off as though it's no big deal whatsoever and say nothing about the fact you are naked."
"I can do that," Carolyn said, although she didn't have much force in her voice and Justin could sense that.
"Confident enough to bet $1000?"
"Okay, if I am going to get into this bet you also have to put up something additional, if you lose you have to go around town naked for me all day as well as give me the thousand dollars. That only seems fair doesn't it?"
"What you want me to go around town naked," Justin said swallowing deeply and blushing.
"Aha, I knew it, as soon as there is the prospect that you might have to embarrass yourself you realize that you can't do it quite so easily."
"Can too!"
The two of them stood there staring each other right in the eye, waiting for one of the other to blink before they both shook their heads.
"So are we really going to do this then?" Justin said as the two of them awkwardly looked at each other trying hard to make eye contact but not quite succeeding and looking at their feet.
"I'm game if you are," Carolyn said as she looked up and extended her hand as Justin shook it.
"So I guess we've got ourselves a game of don't say anything about the fact that there is a naked chick."
The two of them laughed awkwardly as they stood there before Justin smiled and put his hands on his hips.
"So shall we begin?" Justin said.
"What do you mean?" Carolyn said.
"Well are you going to get naked now, it's a lovely day, a nice sunny day, so that you shouldn't be too cold going around in the buff all day, and there will be plenty of people out to see you. I mean unless of course you want to give up right now."
The two of them began staring, and Carolyn knew that she was blushing, but she wasn't about to make a fool of herself by backing down, even though she felt she might be making a fool of herself parading around naked all day, she wanted to put Justin in his place. She figured that as soon as she got undressed the Justin would probably say something and that she would have already won an easy thousand dollars. Although she did hesitate for a moment thinking that maybe she was getting in over her head and biting off more than she could chew, maybe she should give up before she got started so that she wouldn't have to worry about losing $1000 on top of humiliating herself in public like that.
"Okay fine, just give me a minute," Carolyn said as she very reluctantly started stripping out of her clothing as Justin stood there licking his lips and trying his hardest not to say anything about what was happening. He really couldn't believe his luck, and he felt like he had already won this contest before it even started.
Finally Carolyn was standing there completely naked and sort of covering up her body and rubbing her body with her hands and blushing intensely.
"Why Carolyn, how lovely you look today," Justin said as he couldn't help but snicker.
Carolyn could see that he was trying to get her to have some type of reaction, but technically saying that she looked lovely wasn't directly an acknowledgment that she was naked, so she simply smiled and nodded as best she could and tried to forget the fact that she was standing there completely buck naked and fully exposed.
"Why thank you," she said, trying her best to hide her already mounting embarrassment over the fact that she was naked. She couldn't believe that she was foolish enough to get in on this bet, now she was going to have to go out in public naked all day, but she was sure that she would be winning this bet, no way could Justin just walk around town casually with a naked woman like that without really yukking it up with anybody he sees.
"Well since it's a lovely day I think that we should spend the day outside, it's a good day to get a tan and everything like that," Justin said as he opened the door.
Carolyn could see that he was smirking an evil smirk, and he was already enjoying this more than she feared, but she knew that if she didn't walk through that door it would be forfeiting the bet, and she wasn't about to do that, so reluctantly she simply nodded, took a deep breath and walked out onto the porch as she smiled and closed her eyes.
"I've got mail here for Justin," the mailman said as he stopped in his tracks with his eyes bugging out of his head as he saw Carolyn standing there.
"Oh, I'll take that," Carolyn said, opening her eyes and taking the letter and handing it to Justin. "It looks like you've got some mail."
"Well thank you Carolyn, that's very nice of you," Justin said as the mailman stood there with his jaw practically dropping.
Carolyn wanted to die right then and there, she had the same mailman as Justin and now whenever he happened to go by her house he would be able to picture her naked whenever he wanted, which she figured that he would probably every time that he came to deliver her mail, probably wondering what type of photos that she might be sending in that mail. But she simply smiled and gritted her teeth as best she could to act like it didn't bother her.
"Well it was nice seeing you guys," the mailman said as he put his mailbag in front of his crotch, no doubt to cover up the fact that he had an erection, as Carolyn and Justin both tried not to laugh at the whole situation.
"Gee, he looked like he was uncomfortable with something," Carolyn said.
"But you know I couldn't possibly imagine with what," Justin said trying his best not to stare at Carolyn. As much as he was enjoying seeing her naked and exposed like that, to say nothing of her blushing profusely, he had to admit he was getting so turned on that he couldn't think about anything other than the fact that there was a naked woman standing there. If he didn't really get control over himself it would be hard for him to avoid slipping up and mentioning something about it. "So let's go driving around in the convertible, you know, to feel the fresh air on your skin and whatnot."
Carolyn was about to say something, but simply saying feeling the fresh air on your skin was technically not acknowledging that she was naked, although she could see that he was trying to do by mentioning that. So she simply nodded and got in the car with him as they began driving around town.
Every time the car stopped and it became obvious that Carolyn was naked, and there were all sorts of whistling and catcalling from guys around town. She wanted to slump down in her seat but she didn't want Justin to realize how uncomfortable she was being, as that might make him overconfident that he was going to win, although maybe if he was overconfident he would be more likely to slip up.
"Whoa Justin, who is the naked chick in your car with you," Justin's friend Alex said as he came over.
"Hey isn't that Carolyn," Josh said as he came over and started gathering around the car with Alex.
"Yeah, that's Carolyn, we just thought we would go for a drive and everything like that," Justin said with a big smile as he winked at his friends.
"Why is she naked?" Alex said. "Not that I am complaining."
Justin and Carolyn looked at each other, was simply acknowledging the fact that she was naked when other people said it technically causing either of them to lose the bet? In no uncertain terms neither of them was supposed to acknowledge the fact that she was naked, so they both figured that they should say nothing.
"Well anyway guys, it was nice seeing you and everything," Carolyn said as she dug her nails into the seat because the embarrassment was overwhelming. Now every time she saw Justin's two friends like that they would know exactly what she looked like naked, she was starting to wonder whether this was really worth $1000 for a lifetime of potential awkwardness and embarrassment.
"Oh it was very nice seeing you as well," Josh said as he elbowed Alex who simply nodded and smiled and began laughing.
As they drove away they could hear Josh and Alex laughing hysterically. Although it was excruciating for Carolyn, she decided that she would just try not to think about it as they continued driving around.
"Hey let's go stop at McDonald's and just go through the drive-through and get something to eat," Justin said as they went up to the drive-through.
"Here's your food," the cashier at the window said a few minutes later as she suddenly noticed that Carolyn was naked. That was when Carolyn recognized it as her friend and old roommate from college, Noel. "Carolyn is that you?"
"Oh hi Noel, lovely day we are having isn't it," Carolyn said. It figured that she would continuously run into people that she knew just on the day when she happened to be naked, but she had to play it cool as though nothing were bothering her.
"Yeah, but Carolyn, why are you, well why are you," Noel said, stumbling for words.
"Why are we going to McDonald's, well I know that I was supposed to be on a diet and everything but I figure that a little bit of fast food once in a while isn't going to kill you, you know what I mean," Carolyn said.
Noel rolled her eyes as though this were all part of an elaborate joke, struggling not to giggle as she shrugged her shoulders. "Well you know it looks like you lost a lot of weight, it's like you don't even have a single pound of anything on you."
"Yeah, Carolyn really does look pretty great doesn't she," Justin said as he paid Noel and gave Carolyn her food.
"Well I guess I will see you around," Noel said as they drove away.
Justin had to admit that he was practically getting high over the fact that so many people were seeing him driving around with Carolyn naked. He was feeling like he was the big man on campus, the big man around town so to speak, and he was trying to think of where he could take Carolyn that would perhaps break her resolve, before realizing that maybe staying away from people would make more sense, if it was just the two of them together it would be easier for him to not slip up and say anything about her being naked, but on the other hand what was the point of having a naked woman with you if you can't show her off?
"Let's go to the park where we can eat our meal out in the niceness of nature," Justin said.
"Are you sure you really want to go to the park?" Carolyn said, worrying that she would run into people she knew from around town there.
"Well I mean we could have gone into McDonald's and eat it in there if you preferred."
"No, I think that the park would be fine," Carolyn said as she didn't feel like having Noel staring at her sitting there naked in the restaurant, along with all of those other people eating in the restaurant. At least in the park they could find a table where maybe they could get some type of privacy.
It didn't take them long to arrive at the park, and as they walked out of the car Carolyn could see several people whistling at her in the parking lot, so she simply waved to all of the people who were shouting and cheering in her direction and giving a thumbs-up towards Justin who simply gave a thumbs-up back.
She was about to say that it was somehow an acknowledgment of she was naked, except it wasn't explicitly about that. Although they both knew that the guys were giving him a thumbs-up simply because he had a naked woman with him, nothing explicitly was being communicated about the fact that she was naked, so technically speaking no rules were broken.
As the two of them sat there eating their meal in silence, both of them perhaps not wanting to say anything lest anything that they say be construed as an acknowledgment of Carolyn's lack of clothing, Carolyn began to relax a little bit. Although she could see that everybody was staring in her direction, and a lot of people were whistling and cheering, and a couple of people seemed to be snapping pictures, which she thought was the worst aspect of this and which she hadn't even considered when she took that stupid bet, she felt proud of herself over the fact that she had managed to make it this far. Maybe she did have a thicker skin than she thought, which was good because she was starting to feel a little bit chilly over her lack of clothing.
"Are you okay, you are shivering a bit," Justin said.
"Probably because she's buck naked," said Arnold as he came over. Arnold was a friend of theirs that they knew back in college as well, and he was a first-class perv. Carolyn really didn't want to see him at that moment, but then she thought maybe he would be the one to finally break Justin.
Justin looked at Carolyn, and he looked at Arnold, and he knew that he had to think quickly. "It's probably just cold out, we have a little bit of a breeze and everything like that," Justin said.
"Oh my God though, Carolyn what are you doing in public naked, this has to be the greatest thing ever," Arnold said not even trying to hide his stiffy.
"You know I don't know what you are talking about Arnold," Carolyn said.
"Arnold what are you doing over here, and why are you talking to a naked woman!" a blonde haired woman said as she came over looking angry and annoyed at Arnold.
"Hey you guys, this is my girlfriend Alba, and I was talking to her because she is an old friend, there's nothing between us, I don't know why she's not wearing clothing," Arnold said.
"Yeah what the hell is she doing out in public buck naked like that," Alba said.
"Justin and I thought that it was a really lovely day to have lunch in the park and everything," Carolyn said thinking carefully about whether that could be construed as an acknowledgment of the fact that she was naked. But seeing as she mentioned nothing about her nudity in that particular sentence she figured she was in the clear.
"Come on Arnold, let's go, we have lots of things to do," Alba said looking indignant as she glared at Carolyn as though she were trying to steal her man from her.
"Well it was nice running into you guys and seeing you," Arnold said trying not to snicker as he looked directly at Carolyn's bare breasts and smiled. "And I mean really seeing you!"
"Come on Arnold," Alba said as she grabbed him by the arm and it sounded like they were arguing angrily as they walked away.
Justin and Carolyn both started looking at each other and snickering, but neither of them were saying anything about the situation that could be construed in such a way that would cause them to lose the bet.
"You know Arnold must have a real jealous girlfriend if he can't even talk to another woman without her getting angry at him like that, I wonder what her deal was," Carolyn said as Justin simply shrugged his shoulders and they both continued laughing.
For a moment that sort of broke the tension between them, it was sort of an acknowledgment of the situation without any direct verbal acknowledgment of it. It really was rather hysterical that they got Arnold in trouble simply because he happened to run into Carolyn when she was in a state of complete exposure like that.
As Justin and Carolyn stopped laughing and sat there looking across at each other, they weren't exactly sure what to say, the fact that they were both terrified of saying something that could be construed in a way that would cause them to lose the bet made it difficult for them to have a conversation, which sort of brought the tension back.
For his part though Justin was finding himself overwhelmingly horny at the fact that he had a naked woman not more than a few inches away from him, only covered by the fact that she was now sitting at a table where her lower half was at least covered up.
For her part Carolyn had to admit that although she was putting up a strong front and could see the humor in the situation, she would be very glad when this day was over and she could finally get dressed again. She was wondering how much she would have to endure as far as this humiliation went before she finally would be able to say that she had won the bet.
"Well that was a pretty nice lunch that we had, wasn't it," Justin said. "Maybe we could go down to the ice cream parlor and get something as sort of a nice dessert, my treat again of course." He was almost about to say that it was of course his treat because she didn't bring her wallet with her.
"Well I guess it would have to be," Carolyn said, realizing the same exact thing but not wanting to say it herself. They both sort of knew why she couldn't be paying for anything, because she didn't have any place to put her wallet, she wasn't even allowed to bring her purse to cover herself up with.
The two of them laughed nervously as Carolyn slowly stood up.
"You know I think that I need to use the ladies room a moment," she said as she walked into the bathroom and as usual there was a bit of a line. The other women in the bathroom looked at her with looks of shock, and one of them was shaking her head as though in disapproval.
A woman came out of the stall and looked at Carolyn. "Well you shouldn't be long, you don't even have anything you need to pull down!" she said as she laughed hysterically.
Carolyn blushed and felt embarrassed by this, but she almost felt good for a moment to be able to acknowledge the absurdity of her situation, it made her feel normal about it, when there was nothing normal about trying not to say or acknowledge that she was naked all day. But the ladies room was at least a sanctuary where Justin wouldn't know anything that she was saying.
"Just so you know I am in a bet, a very foolish bet, but one that I intend to win," Carolyn said shaking her head. "I don't want to say anything more beyond that."
As Carolyn finished up in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror she had to admit that all day she hadn't seen herself naked. Of course she knew that she was naked, but she hadn't actually seen her naked reflection, and as she did so and could see everybody in the back of the mirror looking over in her general direction, she suddenly felt extremely self-conscious in a way that she hadn't been before.
"Get a hold of yourself, don't waver, you've come this far, you are not going to give up now," Carolyn said looking at herself in the mirror, but seeing how obvious it was that she was blushing she knew that this was getting to be a long day, and this was probably a bit more than she thought she could handle, but she was going to prove to herself that she could get through the day without acknowledging the fact that she was naked, if she wouldn't she would be out of thousand dollars and never hear the end of it, and it would all be for nothing.
As Carolyn came out of the bathroom Justin was there waiting for her, and as she went back over to him she could see that lots of guys in the park were looking over in that direction, and suddenly she was feeling that this whole situation was somewhat degrading, she felt like Justin really pulled one over on her, and she almost felt like getting in an argument with him, but she thought it was best to just stay silent rather than risk saying anything that would cause her to lose the bet or lose face.
As they went to the parking lot, she was greeted with more catcalls and the sound of phone cameras clicking and she wondered how many people had photographed her throughout the day. So far nobody had stopped her over the fact that she was naked, although she wondered how many people knew the public nudity was now legal in the city. At any rate she didn't see anybody else taking advantage of it, which was disappointing, because if there were other naked people maybe there wouldn't be so much of a focus of attention on her all of the sudden. Being the only one naked was always the hardest situation, at least with other naked people around she wouldn't stand out like a sore thumb, or in this case, a blushing red tomato.
When they finally arrived at the ice cream parlor, Carolyn had to admit she felt overly cold in there and was rubbing herself because she was getting goosebumps. She knew that an ice cream place had to be kept cool, and she knew it was not the best place for her to be under her current circumstances, but she put up a strong face and acted like she was really enjoying the ice cream, and surprisingly she actually was, even though it was making her colder by the moment.
Fortunately few people came over and said anything, but she could see that all eyes in the ice cream parlor were firmly planted in her direction. It really was kind of hard to be the only naked woman in town, let alone the fact that she couldn't even acknowledge it.
"So where to next," Carolyn said as they can walked out onto the street as people stopped and stared.
"It depends, where would you like to go," Justin said, deciding to be a polite gentleman for once.
"You know I think I would have to think about that," Carolyn said. Really the place that she wanted to go was home so that she could get dressed again and put this whole day behind her. She was trying to think of a place where she could go where few people would see her, even though for a moment she thought that the more people who saw her the better off she would be. Then something occurred to her. "Justin I just have a question about the bet."
"What about it?" he said trying to pretend that he wasn't staring at her naked body, even though he clearly was.
"Well what if neither one of us ends up violating the terms of the bet, then who gets the thousand dollars?"
Justin scratched his head. "You know I hadn't thought about that specifically, but I guess it would be a draw and that nobody would win."
"Wait a minute, that hardly seems fair," she said, "if it's a draw then I –"
Carolyn immediately covered her mouth as she realized what she was about to say. She was about to say then I got naked for nothing, but if she said that she would be acknowledging that she was naked and would automatically lose the bet, and she didn't want to lose the bet on a technicality, even though she figured that talking about the bet shouldn't actually violate the terms of the bet.
"You what?" Justin said, realizing that he seemed to have her cornered. For a moment he was just basking in the brilliance of the fact that he got her to go naked all day, and that as long as he didn't say anything, even if she didn't mess up and acknowledge that she was naked, he still wouldn't have to pay her, but would still always have the memory of having dragged her around town naked all day.
Now Carolyn was getting annoyed, and she really wanted to say something, but she realized that Justin got her in a bind, she couldn't acknowledge the unfairness of the situation without acknowledging the situation and losing the bet, so she simply held her tongue.
"I guess then we both get to keep our thousand dollars," Carolyn said as Justin smiled in acknowledgment at how he had managed to pull one over on her. Now she was determined to find some way to get him to slip up, if she was going to go around naked all day she was intent on getting her thousand dollars and her day to humiliate Justin as payback, but she didn't have any idea how she was going to get him to slip up if he hadn't done so by now, he was better at this than she gave him credit for, she made the important error of underestimating her adversary, thinking that she was going to make a quick $1000 like that.
The two of them stood there as though they were in a Mexican standoff, both of them knowing what they were both acknowledging at that moment, but without being able to say anything about it. But before Carolyn could think about it further she heard screams and saw that a car was moving towards a young girl on the street.
"Oh my God, look out!" Carolyn said as she quickly grabbed the girl and pulled her out of harm's way as all sort of people started gasping and shouting.
"Oh my God, you saved my baby, how can I ever repay you," a woman said coming over and hugging her daughter as she looked at Carolyn.
"You could buy her a new outfit than the one she is wearing right now, or not wearing," Justin said as he laughed before he started frowning and covering up his mouth as he realized, in the shock of the moment, in an attempt to break the tension, he had inadvertently screwed himself and slipped up.
A huge smile came across Carolyn's face as she looked at the woman and shook her head. "You know I think that you just did repay me, and I don't think that I'm going to have to worry about money for a while now, in fact I think that I am soon about to have enough money to buy an entire wardrobe."
For a moment Justin was going to say that the wardrobe comment was acknowledging that she was naked, but simply saying that she had enough money to buy a wardrobe had nothing to do with her being naked, and besides he had already lost the bet, so anything that he said now he figured was too little too late. As soon as he lost the bet Carolyn was basically free, and he wanted to kick himself now.
Carolyn stood there feeling triumphant, maybe good deeds really were rewarded by some type of higher power. There was absolutely nothing that could spoil this moment for her, and for the first time all day she felt something other than embarrassment or being self-conscious.
"There she is, there's the woman that we just got on video saving that little girl, the amazing naked chick," a reporter said as he came over with his camera.
Soon Carolyn found herself surrounded with a media circus of people asking all sorts of questions, with about 90% of them as to why she was naked and only about 10% having to do with her saving the child. She simply stood there and said nothing but decided that she would just laugh the whole thing off.
Justin simply bit his tongue and shook his head. "She didn't just win the bet, she annihilated it."
"Come on I'll pay you the rest of the thousand dollars eventually, you know I'm good for it, but do I really have to go through with that other part of the bet," Justin said a few days later as Carolyn stood there smiling.
"Hey, I'm the amazing heroic naked chick, if I could deal with that media circus over the fact that I'm probably going to be the face of public nudity in this city, I think you can take one day of it."
As much as Justin hated to admit it she was completely right.
"Well, what are you waiting for," Carolyn said standing there with her hands on her hips and wearing the stylish new outfit that she bought with the money from the bet, as Justin slowly got undressed while she stood there smiling with a cocky look on her face, as Justin then meekly began shivering and trying to cover himself up as he blushed profusely.
"I don't know how this could be much worse," Justin said.
"Actually I don't know how it could be much better, because unlike when I was the one out there naked, since we are not doing a bet today, I get to acknowledge fully the fact that you are naked to every single person we meet, and I have a full itinerary planned," Carolyn said as she took out a long looking list as she laughed fiendishly and smiled.
As Carolyn escorted Justin through the front door to the sound of women whistling on the street as the mailman dropped his mail sack when he saw Justin's sack, he knew that this was going to be a very very long day.
"What's the matter, cat got your clothes?" Carolyn said cackling with laughter.
"Yep, it's going to be a very very long day," Justin said as he began his walk of shame and Carolyn began her victory March.
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