Our Lives As Naked Furniture

I guess this is my first story all month, although I have been thinking about the topic a lot lately. For whatever reason I got the urge to write this one that I thought of a couple of months ago last night, and I think that it was one of the more unique stories I have written in a while. This one uses the element of naked human furniture, which is something I haven't really used in many of my stories in the past, at least not as the full basis of a story, but I thought it was an interesting one involving mutual male and female nudity, about a couple who is hired by an eccentric millionaire to be naked furniture in his house during a business meeting, leading to lots of humiliation for both of them, with a little bit of social commentary about how the rich can basically abuse the poor to do whatever they want. This story contains CFNF, CMNF, CFNM and mutual male and female nudity and humiliation with male and female naked embarrassment. Enjoy!

Our Lives As Naked Furniture
"I really don't know how we're going to manage to pay our rent this month Rick," Chloe said. "We both lost our jobs and we don't really have any money in the bank, what are we going to do?"
    "I don't know but we had better find jobs that will get us some really quick money fast," Rick said as he started looking through all of the want ads in the newspaper. "It just seems like nobody is hiring these days, and even if they do it's with the minimum amount of pay so that we both have to work our asses off just so that we can afford this small apartment. I wish I lived in the days where one person could do all of the work and be the breadwinner."
    "Well I'm a modern liberated woman and everything like that but I could see the appeal of having me sit around all day doing nothing but watching soap operas and eating bon bons in hair rollers while you do all of the work, but that wouldn't be fair, even though I would still have dinner ready when you got home. Don't worry we will find something I am sure."
    "Normally I wouldn't suggest this but maybe we could look for work on the Internet. Sure there are a lot of shady people on the Internet but there are also a lot of people who are willing to pay a lot of money for lots of ridiculous reasons. I'm just saying that lots of rich people on the Internet have a lot of money to throw away on seemingly stupid and idiotic things that no sane middle-class person would ever be able to afford in a million years. Wow look at this ad, looking for young nude furniture?"
    "What on earth is young nude furniture?"
    "I guess it's furniture that is relatively new and has nothing on it? You know what why don't we send this person some photographs of our furniture and maybe they would be willing to pay us a lot of money for it. I feel that our furniture is relatively new, and though I don't really want to sell all of our furniture, well this person looks like they are really willing to pay a lot just for some furniture. I don't know if our furniture qualifies but we can end up sending pictures of our furniture and how comfortable it looks and maybe they will want to pay us for it. We can always buy furniture back later, we could get a lot of money for our furniture now and then buy cheaper furniture later and maybe still have enough money to pay the rent."
    Chloe shrugged her shoulders. "I mean I guess it couldn't hurt as we don't seem to be having much luck elsewhere. Okay let's take some pictures of ourselves enjoying our furniture."
    The two of them took a bunch of photographs of them lounging around on all of their furniture, and then they sent the pictures to the address and quickly got a reply from the person saying that they were absolutely perfect, and please let's meet and discuss the terms.
    "This might be the solution to our problems," Rick said as he wrote down the address and agreed to meet them the next day at around lunchtime.

    The next day Rick and Chloe took a cab and when they arrived at the place they were astonished as it looked like a mega mansion.
    "Wow a guy living in a rich fancy place like this actually wants to buy our cheap ass furniture," Chloe said. "They must be really eccentric."
    "Hey I don't judge people for their eccentricities, his eccentricity could be the key to our fortune," Rick said as they arrived at the mansion and rung the doorbell.
    "Please come in," said Mr. Cavaliere as he opened the door and invited them in.
    "Well Mr. Cavaliere I have to say this place is really nice and you have some beautiful fancy looking furniture, so I can't see what interests you in our furniture," Chloe said as she looked around dazzled by all of the expensive looking furniture.
    Mr. Cavaliere smiled. "I am a simple man of simple tastes, don't let all of this elaborate paraphernalia fool you. I do have lots of expensive furniture but I think that you two will complete my collection."
    "But I have to admit looking at this place I couldn't understand what you would want from our crummy furniture," Rick said. "But the price you offered was just, well we certainly couldn't turn that down, especially when we badly need the money. Which particular piece of our furniture did you want?"
    Mr. Cavaliere laughed. "I don't think you quite understood me, I think that there has been a miscommunication. You sent me those pictures of yourselves and I knew that you were both perfect."
    "Perfect for what exactly?" Chloe said as she and Rick looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders.
    "Again I don't think you are quite understanding what I want, what I want is I want you as my furniture, my nude furniture," he said smiling.
    "Okay I think that we definitely had some type of miscommunication, you want us as nude furniture?" Rick said scratching his head. "What on earth does that even mean?"
    Mr. Cavaliere instructed them to sit down as he continued smiling. "Have you ever heard of the idea of naked furniture?" Both of them shook their head so he nodded. "You may think this is a little bit strange, but the idea is I would like you to be my nude furniture." The two of them looked at Mr. Cavaliere still not comprehending so he nodded again. "I guess I should be more upfront, basically I would like the two of you to stand around my house naked for a few hours a day, like you were pieces of furniture, so that people can come and admire you as part of the scene."
    "You want us to get naked and stand around in your house," Chloe said raising an eyebrow and looking at Rick who was shaking his head equally baffled.
    Mr. Cavaliere smiled. "Yes that's essentially what it is, and not every day and all day, mostly just in the evening time when I have my guests for the day, business partners and things of that nature."
    "Okay I have to ask but why exactly do you want us standing around naked like pieces of furniture," Chloe said.
    Mr. Cavaliere smiled again and nodded. "I suppose I would demand an explanation for that myself if somebody had asked me the same thing. You know what is the great part about being extremely rich?"
    "Having lots of money and living in a great place like this," Rick said.
    "Well that is certainly great, but no, the best part about having lots of money and being extremely rich is that you can engage in any type of eccentricity that you want. Poor and middle-class people will be judged for what they do, and although some people will think that people like me are crazy, they will nevertheless generally do what I want if the price is high enough. Basically I can get people to do whatever I want."
    "And what you want is to exert your power over us by having us stand around naked all day like we would just objects, like we were just pieces of flesh furniture there for your amusement," Rick said.
    Mr. Cavaliere waved his finger and pointed at them. "You catch on fast, you are a very perceptive young man. You didn't really think that I was offering you all of that money just for furniture that you probably bought used at a garage sale."
    "Hey it wasn't a garage sale, it was a thrift store!" Rick said standing up before sitting back down realizing that sounded idiotic and made him look like poor trash.
    Mr. Cavaliere smiled again. "Needless to say I feel that you are not really in a position to refuse me."
    "Look Mr. Cavaliere, just because you are rich doesn't mean that you can boss us around and degrade us and do whatever the hell you want with us," Chloe said. "We don't have to stand here and let you humiliate us by having us be your naked furniture, not for this price, and not for any price."
    Mr. Cavaliere wrote something on a piece of paper and handed it to her. "What about for this price?"
    Chloe looked at Rick and then looked at Mr. Cavaliere.
    "I believe that that would probably cover your rent and most of your groceries and other expenses for the next year, and all I want you to do is be my naked furniture for a single evening when I am entertaining guests," Mr. Cavaliere. "I know it sounds like a weird thing now, so I will give you some time to talk it over, but I strongly suggest that you consider my offer. You aren't going to get an offer like this from any other eccentric rich person around here. And don't worry, I am sure that you probably won't see any people that you know, I think that we travel in different social circles and income brackets. Anyway talk it over, as I don't need a decision until this weekend. And to show what a nice guy I am here is some money for your cab ride home."
    "Never let it be said that the wealthy aren't generous," Rick said as he took the money and called a cab to pick them up.
    As the two of them were driving home in the cab neither of them were saying anything until Rick finally spoke.
    "So we are not doing this obviously, right?" Rick said.
    "It's enough money to last us a year for one single night's work," Chloe said. "If you have any other idea about how we can make enough money when our rent is due in three days, if we don't want to be evicted I think that we should consider this. It's one thing to have to be naked in some rich guy's house, it's another thing to not be able to afford clothing or a home."
    "But you're so bashful," Rick said trying to think of some rationale for not going through with this.
    "Says the man who likes to get dressed in the dark so that nobody will see him undressed, even though we sleep together all the time," Chloe said shaking her head. "Rick I realize that this rich guy is pretty crazy, but he is let's pay these people lots of money to do something kind of embarrassing for one night kind of crazy, not I am going to cut these people up and make a jacket out of their naked flesh kind of crazy. This guy, I've heard of him, he's a wealthy eccentric but he's not going to do anything illegal. If I thought that he was going to make us into skin suits instead of just having us show up wearing skin, well I obviously wouldn't go through with it, but Rick I honestly don't see any way we are getting out of this and still having a place to go to at the end of the week."
    Rick shook his head. "The things people have to do for money these days. God dammit Chloe when you are right you are right. I don't like it anymore than you do but we just have to hope that it will be a small party and that we will just get through the night without it being especially weird."

    When they got home the two of them sent an email to Mr. Cavaliere saying that they would take his offer as long as he FedExed them the money to them right away. He gave them enough money for them to pay the rent for the week and said that he would give them the rest when they showed up and completed the job.
    The evening of the particular event Mr. Cavaliere was actually quite generous and didn't just pay for their cab ride, instead he sent his personal limo to bring them there.
    "Well at least we're getting to go in style," Chloe said as she looked at the simple green dress that she was wearing. "I think that I am overdressed or underdressed or what? It's just I don't have any real experience with clearly formal situations with lots of rich people like this."
    "I didn't really put much effort into selecting my outfit because, one I don't have anything particular that I think would impress the nation's wealthy elite, and two did you forget the fact that as soon as we get there he's probably going to have us take it all off anyway," Rick said.
    "Well just because we're going to get naked as soon as we get there we don't have to go dressed like we are poor trash," Chloe said as she crossed her arms and turned her head away from him.
    "You're just angry because you know that the inevitable is coming and you are just trying to deny that."
    "And even though we are going to be naked together in a stranger's house you still got changed in the dark before we left. The don't tell me that I'm the one in denial here."
    "Fair enough, let's just not fight and just try to get through this night as fast as possible."
    It didn't take much longer for the two of them to arrive as Mr. Cavaliere answered the door.
    "Excellent, you are looking lovely this evening, but you will be looking a lot lovelier once we get you out of those clothes," Mr. Cavaliere said was something of a lecherous smile. "But please do come in, I don't want to be rude. My guests will be arriving shortly."
    Mr. Cavaliere went over the itinerary for the night and instructed them that they were to stay undressed at all times and that they would try to keep themselves as still and quiet as possible to make it look like they were statues. Reluctantly the two of them got undressed and they stood along the wall to the entrance to the house. Both of them were staring across from each other, and Rick had to admit that he was getting excited seeing Chloe naked, even if it was under an extremely awkward and humiliating situation.
    "Why don't you put your arms behind your back like Greek statues," Mr. Cavaliere said making sure that they wouldn't have any opportunity to cover themselves up with their hands. He looked at them and looked carefully and then smiled. "I must say Chloe you look almost like the Venus de Milo, I am sure that my guests will enjoy seeing you as the centerpiece of my collection." As he was saying that the doorbell rang and standing at the door were three men in fancy looking business suits. "Gentlemen I am so glad that you could join me, and I hope that you enjoy the new pieces that I have added to my collection," he said pointing to Rick and Chloe.
    "Well I must say my good chap these are quite the additions to your collection," the first businessman said as he approached Chloe like he was about to grope her breasts.
    "No no no, look but don't touch," Mr. Cavaliere said. "Although I can't blame you, you see beauty like that and you want to make it a hands-on experience."
    The businessman took a long time looking over Chloe before just taking a brief look at Rick, who simply smiled awkwardly. But they were clearly more interested in Chloe. Mercifully though they only took a few minutes to look at the naked statues before Mr. Cavaliere led them to the dining room.
    Once they could see that Mr. Cavaliere was out of range and probably couldn't hear them Chloe began to break down.
    "Did you see the way those disgusting men were leering at me," Chloe said.
    "Hey they were looking at me as well, I certainly didn't feel very comfortable about that," Rick said.
    "Yeah they just took a brief look at you and weren't interested, you know that I was the one that they were looking at."
    Rick had to admit that he was about to say that he was glad about that. He felt bad for Chloe, but at the same time he was glad that the businessman had no interest in looking at a naked man like him, so things must have been worse for Chloe in the all-male environment.
    "Well I'm just glad that I didn't see anyone that I –" Rick said as he shut up as the doorbell rang and Mr. Cavaliere answered the door and standing there was a tall redhead in a gray business suit looking quite stylish he had to admit.
    "And there's my favorite business woman who has been breaking glass ceilings left and right," Mr. Cavaliere said as he shook hands with the woman.
    That was when Rick made eye contact with the woman and was practically ready to die of embarrassment. It was his old boss Mrs. Rutherford. As soon as they made eye contact a big smile appeared across Mrs. Rutherford's face as she came over to Rick and smiled.
    "Well well well, Rick I see it seems like you have found a new job," Mrs. Rutherford said looking him over with an evil smirk. "I have to say it really suits you."
    Rick wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say to his boss that he got fired for inappropriately coming on to her. That was before he met Chloe of course.
    Rick didn't know why but something about the situation was making him extremely excited and he could feel himself getting an erection in spite of himself as he began blushing.
    "Well I can see that you're certainly quite happy to see me," Mrs. Rutherford said as she laughed with her hands on her hips and her head thrown back before turning around and looking at Chloe. "And who is this naked young lady?"
    "That is my lovely girlfriend Chloe," Rick said even though as a piece of furniture he probably shouldn't say anything.
    "Well I can see that you definitely picked a winner who is moving up in the world," Mrs. Rutherford said with a hefty dose of condescension and sarcasm as she laughed at Chloe, before turning back to Rick who still had a erection pointing directly in her direction. "Wow I could probably hang my purse on that thing!"
    "Shall we go to the dining room now Mrs. Rutherford," Mr. Cavaliere said as Mrs. Rutherford took one last look at Rick and Chloe shaking her head and smiling and laughing the whole way to the dining room.
    "What was that all about," Chloe said in a whisper, knowing very well who Mrs. Rutherford was.
    "Look I can explain," Rick said before Mr. Cavaliere came back with a smile on his face causing Rick to shut up.
    "Will you two please come with me," Mr. Cavaliere said waving them forward with his finger as the two of them walked into the dining room where the businessmen and Mrs. Rutherford all looked up as they entered the room, all smiling fiendishly.
    "Well it looks like my human footstool has arrived, I always wanted to put my feet up on a nice Ottoman not wearing any clothing," Mrs. Rutherford said.
    "Well you heard the lady, both of you get down on your hands and knees and be good foot stools," Mr. Cavaliere said.
    Rick was furious and wanted to say something but before he could say anything he saw Chloe very slowly getting down on her hands and knees in the middle of the room as the businessmen put their feet up on her as she tried to smile and put on a brave face. Rick was about to protest and say something, but then he found himself meekly kneeling down on all fours right next to Chloe as Mrs. Rutherford put her heels up on Rick's back.
    "Now this is how I know I have really made it as a woman in the world and that I have totally crashed through the glass ceiling, when I have a former employee of mine sitting here as my naked footstool," Mrs. Rutherford said as she got nice and comfortable and began laughing. "Now I certainly know that this wouldn't pass for office protocol in today's environment, now would it Rick?"
    Rick simply continued kneeling next to Chloe without saying anything because footstools weren't supposed to talk. This was probably the most degrading and embarrassing moment of his life but something about it was making him feel excited. He occasionally exchanged eye contact with Chloe and he could see that she probably felt the same way. He could tell from the way they were both blushing that they were both utterly humiliated, but something about the experience was definitely doing something to them mentally.
    Over the next couple of hours the two of them kneeled naked as the four men and one woman talked all sorts of business talk, most of which neither of them were really interested or understood. The fact that they were naked meant that that was definitely more on their mind than the rising and falling of various factors in the stock market. Finally after several hours of this the business meeting was finally over.
    "Well I have to say you certainly know how to host an interesting party, and you have excellent taste in furniture," Mrs. Rutherford said laughing easily. "How much would it cost to buy this footstool from you?"
    "His name is Rick," Chloe said opening her mouth for the first time in hours to defend him.
    "I wasn't talking to you, you low class exhibitionist, I was talking to the other lump of flesh," Mrs. Rutherford said.
    "I guess you would have to negotiate that with the furniture itself," Mr. Cavaliere as he glared at Rick.
    Rick and Chloe finally stood up and Rick looked Mrs. Rutherford in the eyes before looking at Chloe.
    "I'm willing to offer you six months pay to come back to my house and be my footstool for a party that I am throwing for all of my rich girlfriends, although I think that something like this is pretty much priceless," Mrs. Rutherford said laughing hysterically.
    Rick looked at Chloe and he knew that it was too much money for them to turn down. "We do need the money, and at least you wouldn't have to be humiliated any further," Rick said to Chloe. "So if you want me to do this I am willing to be the breadwinner this time."
    Chloe could see how humiliating this was for Rick to have his former boss offering to buy him as a footstool, and the fact that he was willing to do that for her meant everything.
    "Look, first off you rich bitch, his name is Rick, he's not a fucking footstool," Chloe said. "So if you think I'm going to let you walk all over him you've got another thing coming bitch!"
    Chloe went over and smacked Mrs. Rutherford hard across the face as everybody in the room gasped as Chloe stood there drawing back her hand wondering if she was about to end up being murdered and tossed into a ditch somewhere, as she knew these people were rich enough to get away with a crime like that.
    Mrs. Rutherford stood there for a moment rubbing her cheek and looking at Chloe with anger and contempt before she shook her head and turned away from her.
    "Enjoy your naked little tart girlfriend Rick, but no one's ever going to make this offer for you again, consider the offer withdrawn," Mrs. Rutherford said walking away without saying anything else.
    "Chloe has more class completely buck naked than you do dressed in a designer output imported from whatever European nation you went to to obtain that," Rick said.
    "For the record it was Milan," she said slamming the door behind her as the businessmen all stood there standing and looking at Rick and Chloe before turning away and all muttering about how they had to be going.
    "I think that you owe us some money, and I think that it's time that you let us get dressed Mr. Cavaliere," Chloe finally said.
    Without saying anything Mr. Cavaliere got them their clothing and they got dressed and then he handed them the check that he owed them, and being gracious enough after everything that happened still let them have a limo ride back to their home.
    As the two of them sat there in their apartment looking at the check that would be their salvation for at least the next year they both sat down on the bed.
    "You would really have let her degrade you like that for me," Chloe said.
    "Hey you're the one who slapped her across her smug face, if anyone did anything for anyone tonight it was you," Rick said as the two of them laughed before kissing and caressing each other.
    "If you want I will turn out the light," Chloe said as she reached for the lamp but Rick grabbed her hand and stopped her and shook his head.
    "You know Chloe, I think it's about time that I got undressed in the light," Rick said with a smile as Chloe nodded and pulled out the belt from around his waist and threw it to the side and laughed.