My Life As a Naked Gorilla Girl
I wrote this story last night and this is yet another story involving activists getting naked as a form of protest, initially anonymously, but then finding that then they get themselves in a really embarrassing public predicament! This is a story mostly involving female nudity involving embarrassed nude female, naked in public, clothed female nude female, and clothed female nude male. Enjoy!
My Life As a Naked Gorilla Girl
"Come on you guys, you know that I totally against animal testing and fur and eating animals and everything like that, but I think that there is a better way we can protest than go around completely naked, don't you think?" Mindy said.
"But a radical naked protest is probably the best way to raise attention to these issues, if you're a real feminist you would do it," Sherry said.
"Yes if you really support the cause you wouldn't mind getting naked for the cause," Doris said.
Mindy shook her head. "You know guys I am totally in support of the protest but you also know that I am extremely bashful about being seen naked, especially in public."
"But it's totally legal now in this city if you do it as an act of, as it's considered a sign of free speech and artistic expression," Sherry said.
"I just don't get how a feminist protest can be about a lot of women running around naked," Mindy said. "Isn't there a better way to make a statement? Because once you go around naked in public like that people will take pictures and those pictures will be on the Internet forever. I don't want my face plastered across the Internet running around naked in public."
"Well if you don't want to show your face you could always wear this," Doris said as she picked up a gorilla mask.
"You want me to wear a gorilla mask?" Mindy said shaking her head as she took the mask from Doris and looked at it.
"The main problem you had with this whole naked protest idea is the fact that you would be showing your face naked in public, but if you put this on that's not an issue then is it?" Doris asked as she and Sherry smiled at Mindy.
"I think that I have to disagree with you guys, there actually is one thing that feels stupider than running around completely buck naked in public as a form of protest," Mindy said shaking her head and looking at the gorilla mask. "And that thing is running around naked in public except you are wearing a gorilla mask!"
"Okay we aren't going to force you to do this if you don't want to, but I think that you will regret it if you don't do it," Doris said shaking her head. "Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but forever and for the rest of your life."
Mindy looked carefully at the gorilla mask and put it on her face and looked at herself in the mirror. "I have to admit it does hide all of my face, but it won't hide the birthmark on my ass!"
"I'm sure it's just a beauty mark," Sherry said. "Besides no one's going to be able to see the beauty mark on your ass and know that is your ass, so no one's going to make the connection."
Mindy shook her head. "I really feel very stupid about this."
"So you'll do it?" Doris asked.
Mindy nodded her head wearing the gorilla mask. "But I know I'm going to come to regret this."
The next day the three of them showed up in public all wearing their gorilla masks outside of an animal testing lab.
"After you guys went on and on about being around naked in public you're wearing the masks too, not that I can blame you," Mindy said. "I am having second thoughts about this. Maybe we can protest by wearing the gorilla masks but not taking our clothing off."
Doris shook her head. "But nobody's going to pay attention to three dressed women wearing gorilla masks, that just looks stupid!"
"Yeah, it's not compromising feminism to admit that sex sells and by having sex appeal everyone will be focused on us, and maybe the message will get through better as a result of that," Sherry said.
"I can't believe I'm going to go through with this," Mindy said. "Well if we are all getting naked you guys go first because I'm certainly not going to go first."
Sherry and Doris slowly started taking off their clothing until they were standing there completely naked other than the gorilla masks on their heads.
"Well, what are you waiting for," Doris said as she and Sherry stood there tapping their feet impatiently with their hands on their hips.
"Don't you guys feel really silly being naked in public right now aside from those gorilla masks?" Mindy said.
"Why on earth what I feel stupid standing around naked wearing a gorilla mask if the cause is just?" Sherry said shaking her head. "I can understand that you don't want to do this and I knew that you would chicken out. You owe me $10 Doris."
"Thanks a lot Mindy," Doris said. "I'd give you the $10 now Sherry but my wallet is in my pants pocket and, well you see the problem with that don't you?"
"Okay okay fine, I'll get naked already," Mindy said. "Just give me a minute, this is very unnatural for me."
"What is so unnatural about it, we are all born naked," Doris said as Sherry nodded in agreement.
Mindy shook her head. "Honestly guys you're asking me to get naked in a gorilla mask and you are asking me what feels unnatural about that?"
"Point taken," Sherry said shaking her head. "But we are still waiting for you to take it all off."
Mindy very slowly pulled down her skirt and stepped out of her shoes before pulling off her top until she was just down to her bra and panties.
"We're still waiting," Sherry said.
"How about I protest in underpants, doesn't that make some kind of statement just the same?" Mindy said.
"Underwear doesn't do anything," Doris said shaking her head. "You might as well just stay completely dressed."
"Okay fine I will take it all off," Mindy said as she unhooked her bra and pulled down her panties and dropped them on the floor. Sherry and Doris began clapping and cheering and whistling.
"There, now was that so hard?" Doris said. "You still feel stupid now?"
"We are standing here naked with gorilla masks on, what do you think?" Mindy said.
"Let's just start the protest," Sherry said as she held up a sign with a slash through rabbits, rats and monkeys on it and her bullhorn. "Stop animal testing, stop animal testing right now! Would you experiment on a poor lonely little gorilla like me?"
"I'd like to do lots of experimenting on you!" a guy shouted as some people began whistling and catcalling and clapping.
"We are here to protest the inhumane treatment of animals," Doris said.
"But why are you naked?!" someone in the crowd shouted.
As Mindy looked at her two friends who seemed like they were stumped she suddenly walked forward and took the bullhorn away from Sherry. "Because sometimes you have to expose yourself to expose the injustices of the world! These animals can't speak for themselves so we will speak for them. Getting naked was just to get you to pay attention to us, but now you are watching us we want you to hear our message. We want an end to all forms of animal testing and we want an end to all forms of animal testing right now!"
Mindy continued giving an impassioned speech as more people started gathering around and many were holding up their cell phones and taking videos until people came from security and forced them to leave.
"We may leave now but we will not let you go on harming these poor defenseless little animals!" Mindy said as people cheered.
"I wouldn't mind seeing you all helpless and defensive," the security guard said as he removed them from the property.
"Well Mindy we really took off by taking it off, I think that we did pretty well, lots of people were listening to you and videotaping you," Sherry said.
"Yeah, I bet this will go viral on the Internet," Doris said.
"Did you say go viral on the Internet," Mindy said suddenly realizing that not only was she naked in public doing a protest but now was being live streamed to the Internet to thousands of people and would be up there forever. "Oh my God what the hell did I just do!"
"You made a difference that's what!" Sherry said. "Now that we've gotten media coverage our message will go out to more and more people every single day. I think this is the beginning of something monumental."
Mindy shook her head. "I sure hope not. I kind of just want to slink away into the shadows and never be seen again. I can't believe that you talked me into this. But I'm not going to worry, I am sure this will blow over quickly and everybody will forget about it."
Two weeks later.
"I can't believe it, we are trending on every major media website on the Internet," Sherry said. "Did you see some of the comments?"
"You're never supposed to read the comments for obvious reasons," Doris said. "But I did look at some of them, and aside from all of the ones threatening sexual violence against me, objectifying my body and making all sorts of rude and obscene comments, there were also lots of ones that showed that our message really got through to people, and now there are all sorts of people protesting outside of the animal testing lab every day. And our fur is murder protest also is getting lots of good results."
Mindy shook her head. "I really wish that I had shaved my pubes before that one." Mindy looked at the comments where a lot of people were sharing close-ups of her landing strip saying fur maybe murder, but this fur isn't, followed by lots of comments about whether she dyed her pubic hair or whether it was just a merkin.
"So what do we do now?" Doris asked.
"We keep it up!" Sherry said. "We are famous throughout the entire Internet as the famous gorilla girls, so we gotta keep doing what we are doing, running around naked in gorilla masks protesting the injustices of the world!"
"Easy for you to say, you're not the one with a birthmark on their ass that is going viral all throughout the Internet," Mindy said. "I kind of wish that we had never done this. I feel so exposed and dirty, and there are hundreds if not thousands of images and videos of me running around naked all throughout the city on the Internet. It just makes me feel so self-conscious."
"You're worrying too much, there's no one on earth who has the slightest idea that it's us," Sherry said. "As long as we keep our gorilla masks on they will never know who is doing all of this. We will be famous like that artist Banksy or Jack the Ripper. Nobody knows who they were but everybody knows who they were, if you know what I mean."
"I would rather you not compare what we are doing to being a notorious serial killer, as what we are doing is something good," Doris said. "But she's right, you have nothing to worry about, as nobody knows it's us and they will never know."
The next day.
"I suppose it is amazing how much confidence you can have when no one knows who you are, we are like that group anonymous but with more nudity," Mindy said. "You know for the first time I feel really empowered and confident about myself. I don't even feel nervous about being naked in front of that entire crowd since they have no idea it's me."
"That's the spirit, now let's go out there and make this the protest of our lives," Doris said as the three of them walked up on a podium in front of the animal testing lab that had been erected just for them and stripped down to nothing other than their gorilla masks.
"Why don't you speak first, you are the best speaker, and you seem to be the one who is getting the most attention, maybe because you have the largest breasts," Sherry said as she looked at Mindy.
"Sherry!" Mindy said in a whisper. "But it's true I am the most attractive one and the most eloquent speaker, so I think that I will start."
Mindy stood there in front of the animal testing lab looking at a crowd of what looked like several hundred people, most of whom were holding up their camera phones, and she felt like a major celebrity. It really was an intoxicating feeling. In fact for a moment she was so starstruck with her own sense of celebrity that she didn't even know exactly what to say.
Finally she was about to speak when all of the sudden she felt someone tugging at the back of her head and in a moment the gorilla mask came off of her face and she suddenly realized she could see the crowd more clearly. She turned and looked behind her to see that not only had someone unmasked her but somebody had also taken all of their clothing as well.
"I unmasked the gorilla girl, I'm going to get 500 bucks and be famous myself for this," the guy said as he ran into the crowd throwing the gorilla mask up in the air.
At that moment Mindy could practically just die. Now everybody knew who she was and there she was standing completely naked in front of hundreds of people, as well as thousands more people watching on the Internet, and she didn't know what exactly to say. She became frozen with fear and could feel the goose pimples going all over her body and she knew that she must be blushing like crazy. She instinctively started covering herself up with her hands. She wanted to run, she wanted to hide herself from the world and never be seen again, and she never felt more stupid or ridiculous. She felt like she was about to break down and begin crying and worried she'd undermine their cause and all the hard work they had done.
"Go on gorilla girl, speech!" somebody said as everyone began shouting similar and clapping and chanting.
"They don't even care that I'm naked," she whispered under her breath as she swallowed deeply and picked up the microphone at the podium. Mindy didn't know exactly what she was going to say, but she felt it wasn't important, with all of the eyes of the world on her, even if many of those eyes were staring directly at her chest and other areas of her anatomy she would rather not be exposing at the moment, she just began saying whatever came to her mind. She didn't even know exactly what she was saying but she continued going on and on and on, ignoring the fact that she was naked completely, until she had finally finished her speech.
As she stood there watching the crowd everyone began clapping and cheering so she simply took a bow, waved coyly and put her arms around her two friends standing next to her.
"And I couldn't have done any of this if it weren't for my two best friends in the whole world –" Mindy said before Sherry covered her mouth.
"We prefer to remain anonymous," Doris said as she grabbed the microphone out of Mindy's hand.
As Mindy stood there as people photographed and videotaped her she simply tried to keep a straight face but now she was much more aware that she was naked and was practically ready to die of embarrassment.
"I guess we should be getting home," Sherry said.
"But they took our clothing," Doris said.
"Yeah but at least we still have our gorilla masks," Sherry said as the two of them suddenly turned to Mindy who looked furious, as she was no longer red with embarrassment, but red with anger. In fact she was practically fuming and they could tell from the look on her face that they were in big trouble.
"Now Mindy just control yourself a minute –" Doris said before either of them could say anything Mindy had yanked off both of their gorilla masks and threw them into the crowd which began cheering.
"If I see those up for sale on the Internet the proceeds better be going to charity!" Mindy shouted as everybody cheered.
As the three of them walked home naked together they couldn't help but think that they were heroes, they were activists and they really did make a difference, because according to the latest polls support for closing down the animal testing lab had reached a majority.
Mindy didn't think that she would ever live this down, but as she saw her reflection in a store mirror she looked at herself and smiled and laughed.
"What's so funny," Sherry said as she and Doris were now both blushing as Mindy put her arms around them.
Mindy shook her head. "Nothing, I just think we look better without the masks and a lot less silly!"
Just the same as they continued walking home Mindy walked the rest of the walk home with her hand on her ass covering up her birthmark.
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