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Showing Your Stripes and Everything Else

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 I have a new story today to end the new year on, it's a story about a man falling in love with an environmental activist who invites him to a rally to save the Tiger that involves streaking naked in public. The story pretty much just involves mutual male and female nudity in public. If you want to watch the videos that inspired this story they are available on YouTube under the title naked runners streak through London zoo and hundreds of streakers run nude to raise money for tigers. Enjoy the story and have a happy and naked new year! Showing Your Stripes and Everything Else "Did you seriously just recycle that?" Nathan asked, watching Greta pluck the aluminum can from his trash bin like it had personally offended her. She gave him that look—the one where her eyebrows did that sharp little dip, like she was recalculating his entire moral worth in real time.     "It's not *just* recycling," she said, shaking the can pointedly. "It's about the entir...

Get Naked the Game Show

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 I have a really new story for you today that I'm surprised that nobody has ever thought of before genuinely, which is about two people who desperately need to make rent money go on a cheesy game show in which you have to get naked in order to win the show, and naturally they do. So I hope you enjoy this naked game show concept, I wouldn't be surprised if sometimes 10 years from now something like this actually is on television, and I just want to keep in mind that I thought of it first! Get Naked the Game Show The TV remote had been broken for three weeks, so Mark flipped channels the old-fashioned way—by stabbing the buttons with his thumb. "We should just throw this piece of shit out," he muttered, jamming his knee into the coffee table as he leaned forward.     Mandy snorted from the couch, tossing a stale pretzel at him. "With what money? Last I checked, ramen doesn’t buy new TVs." She kicked her feet up on the armrest, her socked toes wiggling in front...